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  1. Public Bookmark 39

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    It should be common knowledge to everyone at Hogwarts that Josie Saltzman despises Penelope Park, right? They can't spend five minutes in each other's presence without bickering or Josie feeling the urge to set Penelope on fire for God's sake.

    But when there's a love potion that smells like what you're most attracted to and the 'what' is the smell of your arch nemesis's shampoo, turns out the truth was a little bit more complicated than that. Unfortunately for her, the only person that's truly surprised by it is Josie herself.

    (She handles it as well as you'd expect Josie Saltzman to.)

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    12 Aug 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 49

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    The timeline is set 1 year after the merge. Josie Saltzman is a young vampire. She turned off her humanity after Alaric’s death. Hope Mikaelson and Lizzie Saltzman can’t figure out what to do with the girl they care so deeply about so they call the one person that can bring Josie back. Penelope Park. But it's been 7 years since Josie and Penelope have seen each other. Will she be the answer to their problems? Or will she create new ones?

    This fic is definitely focused on the song "The Night We Met". Listen to the song and that's how Josie and Penelope have felt in the last 7 years without each other.

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    09 Aug 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 58

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    “Do you know anyone willing to piss off our school’s new power couple?”

    Landon paused. Then like a madman, he started to laugh.

    “I have the perfect candidate.”

    Josie saw the picture, exhaled for a second, then cursed herself for even thinking about it. She slowly came to the realization that there wasn’t anyone left, or anyone who ticked all of her desired qualities…except for the girl in the file. The picture seemed to glare up at her, an arrogant, mocking smile playing around her thin mouth.

    “She’d say yes,” said Landon, grinning. “You know she would.”

    Josie closed her eyes. Penelope Park? No way. Absolutely not. Lizzie would roast her alive.

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    Josie needs a date for Miss Mystic Falls and Penelope is more than happy to help.

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    09 Aug 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 38

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    There's a fine line between love and hate.

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    02 Aug 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 61

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    When a baby is suddenly placed under Josie Saltzman’s care, the only thing she can think about is how she’ll never know what getting off with Penelope Park feels like.

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    30 Jun 2019