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Irony by kuolettava (salainen)
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
28 Dec 2013
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Daenerys, now queen of the Seven Kingdoms, advised that she can't feed every last one of her enemies to her dragons, arranges what she assumes are a lot of unwanted marriages amongst the nobility.
It doesn't go as planned.
Written for the kink meme!
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20 Jul 2022
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you and tequila (make me crazy) by tayloremrose
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
22 Apr 2021
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Ben shrugs, nonchalant. “If you’re such an expert, show me. Teach me.”
Rey’s eyes go wide. “I’m not going to teach you how to get girls to fuck—”
“No, seriously. Let me demonstrate my best game, and you can tell me what I’m doing wrong."
Or: Rey accuses Ben of having no game, and then gets proven terribly, horribly wrong.
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06 Jun 2022
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Bruce Wayne deals with supervillains almost as much as Batman does.
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- Part 17 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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26 Aug 2021
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Three weeks into their delightful slog across Westeros, during yet another charming day of shitting in the woods, eating half-raw squirrel, and trudging his feet bloody, the single most dour and uninteresting woman Jaime had ever met in all of Westeros stopped in the middle of a field, drew a deep breath, and said, “When I was seven, my aunt came to visit with her son. My father told me that as the daughter of the house, it was my duty to show hospitality to my guests and to be gracious to them. I wanted to make him proud. So for three weeks, I let my cousin follow me around and talk to me about spiders.”
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- Part 8 of Game of Thrones works
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05 Aug 2021
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rain shadow, evergreen by frak-all (or_ryn)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
24 Apr 2020
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“Do I know you?” he sneers coldly, and Rey gapes up at him, reeling.
She thinks briefly on the Hoh parking lot and how he’d nearly run her over, on the Hall of Mosses and how he’d stormed down the trail, and on how apparently none of that was enough to make a lasting impression. She snaps her mouth shut.
“No,” she replies, equally cold. “You don’t.”
Rey’s camping in the Pacific Northwest. Funnily enough, so is Ben. They don't exactly hit it off.- Language:
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25 Jul 2021