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Cap'n Turbot was a ordinary man until that fateful day
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- Part 3 of Evil Cap'n Turbot
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Mayor Goodway is getting married to Humdinger but an unexpected guest crashes the ceremony
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- Part 2 of Evil Cap'n Turbot
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Leporello decides to ask The Don for permission to visit his childhood home,to his suprise Giovanni agrees
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My Weird School: Operation Save Earth by patrickratburn
Fandoms: My Weird School Series - Dan Gutman
04 Feb 2026
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Aj and his friends must band together to save the world from their third grade teacher Mr Granite
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My Weird School: Escape From Etinarg by patrickratburn
Fandoms: My Weird School Series - Dan Gutman
03 Feb 2026
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Aj and his friends once again must save earth from being conquered by their third grade teacher Mr Granite,but with help from an unlikely ally
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Pope Quasi by patrickratburn
Fandom The Hunchback (Live Action Movie 1997), The Hunchback of Notre Dame (Disney Animated Movies)
21 Jan 2026
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Follow Quasi the former bell ringer of Notre Dame who's now the head of one billion Catholics,as he navigates the Roman Curia and his own problem of trying to fix the church
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GHOSTs of SHADOW by patrickratburn
Fandom Fortnite (Video Game), Maximum Ride (2016), Maximum Ride - James Patterson
25 Dec 2025
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be sure my dear masetto is made happy by jonphaedrus for all_ashes
Fandoms: Don Giovanni - Mozart/Da Ponte
16 Dec 2025
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Masetto glared at him. Leporello flourished his finest bow. “My dear Masetto.” He proffered the cup. “You should try to enjoy yourself, you know. At least try the chocolate.”
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Bookmarked by patrickratburn
15 Feb 2026
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Professor Steven Boxleitner helps Wordgirl perfect her diguise with the help of one of his gadgets, but maybe he set the settings a little too high...
Bookmarked by patrickratburn
22 Jan 2026
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The Bell Ringing Angel by Hiraeth_Star
Fandoms: Notre-Dame de Paris | The Hunchback of Notre-Dame - Victor Hugo
30 Nov 2015
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A child living in Paris wonders who the mysterious bell ringing of Notre Dame is...
Bookmarked by patrickratburn
22 Jan 2026
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Habemus Papam.
Watch in real time as the Cardinals and the internet react to the news in the first few days after Vincent’s election.
Thomas and Vincent are (respectfully and celibately) falling in love as they pave their new path together.
Bookmarked by patrickratburn
21 Jan 2026
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A man. No plan. And four days to prevent the Hollywood scandal of the century from leaking. In the aftermath of the studio fire, The Director does all that he can to save his life's work.
Or: Sovereign Studios goes up in flames in more ways than one.
Bookmarked by patrickratburn
20 Jan 2026