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The Marauders are a band on tour. They are all struggling with their inner demons; they must present a united front to the public. Can they overcome the individual tensions simmering below the surface and come together as they travel across Europe?
JKR can fuck off and die. She does own these characters though.
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Harry and his year-mates head back to school for a final year. Ron moves to America. Surrounded by the past, can they forge their own way? Follow their journeys towards love and happiness as they re-discover themselves.
Sorry I'm really poor at writing summaries.
Most characters/setting belong to JKR. She can fuck off and go live in a hole where she belongs.
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Hermione Granger and the Paradigm Shift by PetrificusSomewhatus
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Mar 2021
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We all know that Hermione went to Slughorn's party with Cormac McLaggen to make Ron jealous. But what if she didn't? What if she came to her senses in time and invited Harry instead? As friends of course.
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03 Jul 2026
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“Does this look very feminine to you?” Sirius asked, casually motioning to his abs. Then he flexed his pecs, kissing his biceps. “Am I the soft, fair maiden you dreamt up in your head, Ms. Evans?”
“I’m sorry, Lily.” Remus looked over at her, earnestly apologizing. “He’s always like this.”
“It’s called L.L.S.” Sirius winked. “Ladies Love Sirius.”
“Jar. Someone get The Douchebag Jar. Oh my god.”
After breaking up with her ex-boyfriend, Lily Evans is in desperate need of a new place to stay. Fatefully so, a room has just opened up within the Black-Potter-Lupin-Pettigrew apartment, a lease that Lily signs without even batting an eye.
Now she has a different problem to deal with: James Potter. James, and his cocky grin, irresistible in every sense of the word.
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02 Jul 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Very nice!!! There is a side plot where Sirius is hunted by a murderer though.
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In which Sirius is a famous actor who has stopped believing in authenticity, Remus is a historian with a complex relationship to memory, and Lily is the brilliant filmmaker who brings them together. James and Harry are there too, although they mostly just want to enjoy the beach.
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29 Jun 2026
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Good for when I need to see myself in another light. We have an emotionally disregulated Sirius to rival my own emotional disregulation.
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Sirius Black is a YouTube phenomenon. A YouTube phenomenon who develops a crush on his video editor.
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28 Jun 2026
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An Idiot's Guide to Wooing Your Husband by toxik_angel
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Aug 2021
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As far as Affairs of the Heart go, Harry has always floundered.
When he's sent to Malfoy Manor to examine various Dark Artifacts Draco Malfoy has uncovered in his home, he finds that the eight years of house arrest plus another two of hermitage have softened his old rival into a pleasant, though confusing person.
And that was before they accidentally got married.
Thanks to Yui4996, the Spanish translation is on Wattpad!
Thanks to Nekomataro, the Portuguese translation is on Wattpad!
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28 Jun 2026