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The Second Book of Daniel (The Pulitzer Committee Didn't Know About This One!) by penitentsun
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
12 Jan 2026
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In the beginning, there were vampires. And the vampires said, "let there be an angel." And there was an angel, and the vampires saw that it was good (for biting).
This is the Second Book of Daniel, which the canonical Bible declined to include, presumably because it contained too much bathtub wing maintenance post-orgy and not enough locusts.
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- Part 1 of The Gospel, Abridged by the Declawed
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Chiaroscuro for the Already Damned by penitentsun
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
01 Jan 2026
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He caught himself on the edge of a bench, then didn't catch himself, then was just—Loss of motor control, his brain supplied, even now taking notes like the good little journalist he was.
Daniel's legs locked. Mid-fall manipulated into a held position, thighs burning, spine arched backward at an angle that should have toppled him. Subject experiences loss of motor control. Subject is frozen mid-air in the goddamn Uffizi. Subject is very, very fucked.
( Or, Daniel, coked out of his skull, wants Armand to show the good ol' magic tricks. Armand does something else instead. )
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The Gospel, Abridged by the Declawed by penitentsun
Fandom Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
12 Jan 2026
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You, an angel, had fallen into the orbit of the vampires Daniel Molloy and Armand. These are stories about faith after God, and others.
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am i in the frame from your point of view? by luminoussbeings
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
15 Aug 2024
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“Would you rip him off me?” Daniel asks. Carefully, he pushes Lestat away from his neck. Then he shuts his eyes. In the dark, skin becomes anonymous. The body against his could be anyone. He takes Lestat’s hand, and in his mind the fingers become slender, the wrist as fine-boned and delicate as the curve of a swan.
or: using that vampire hotline to make your situationships jealous, again
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- Part 2 of kiss me through the vampire phone
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i know we'll always have one more try by luminoussbeings
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
29 Aug 2024
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“Or maybe,” he says, “you want it tender. You want me docile, licking you clean. Your helpless fucking boy. Taking it like a martyr. Just like how we used to do it, once upon a time.”
Armand’s eyes flash to his.
or: the ploy to make Armand jealous worked, and all it took was some vaguely embarrassing voyeuristic coffin sex with Lestat. Great. Now Daniel has to deal with the fallout.
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- Part 3 of kiss me through the vampire phone
Bookmarked by penitentsun
23 Nov 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Yes! Fuck that Frenchie! Fuck that homicidal possessive psycho!
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"I know what a breakup looks like," Daniel says. "The better question is, why are you coming to me about it? I'm the one who broke up your little sham."
"This is what humans do, don't they?" Armand asks, letting his voice drop. "Crashing on their friends' couches when there's a blip in their romances?"
"Except we're not friends. We're actually very much not friends." Daniel shrugs, as if it's all the same to him. "And I can't imagine the great vampire Armand deigning himself to sleep on my fucked-up sofa. That thing's been here since the nineties."
"Well," Armand only says. "I saw you have a guest bedroom."
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Bookmarked by penitentsun
10 Jan 2026
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Assad has indulged his harmless little work crush for two years when he realizes that it may not be so little and harmless after all. Eric torments him about it.
Bookmarked by penitentsun
05 Jan 2026
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It can’t be deliberate, of course. It’s a flagrant breach of protocol. Not something Kim Kitsuragi would do without good reason, and you are not that.
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Bookmarked by penitentsun
25 Nov 2023
Bookmarker's Notes
So, so incredibly well done. I have never read something so closely intertwined —seemingly embodied—the original work's soul AND expanded upon it so naturally.