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  1. Rec *

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    It's been seven years since the war, five years since Hermione and Ron broke up, and...oh dear Merlin, two years since Hermione went on a date.

    But it's fine. She has friends. She has her work.

    Very complicated work that keeps her late in the office one Friday night. That takes her down to the Department of Mysteries, and back to the Hall of Prophecies for the first time in ten years.

    And in that one night, her humdrum life is thrown completely out of the window.

    Suddenly her life is one bizarre twist after another. Prophecies and potions and and caves and cliffs and house-elves and and and-

    And being stuck in the past. Stuck ten years in the past with Bellatrix Lestrange.

    That bloody prophecy.

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    26 Mar 2026

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    “What the fuck happened, Malfoy?!” She exploded, her voice cracking as she turned toward him. “One minute I’m being tortured, convinced that I’m going to die in your family’s tacky drawing room, there’s spellfire, a crash that felt like a ruddy earthquake, and then I wake up here, with you of all people!”

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    23 Mar 2026

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    This story started as a series of drabbles, ficlets, and could-have-been-canon scenes beginning in June of 1995 wherein Fred and Hermione slowly become more than friendly acquaintances. Similarly, this fic itself has gradually morphed into much more than that, and certainly more than I had ever intended it to be.

    It’s now 250k+ words of my explaining by example all of the ways that these two could - SHOULD - have been canon, and what that might have looked like if it ran alongside the events of the original books (or most of them, anyway).

    That said, this story is significantly darker than canon, and it touches on some of the trauma that was previously brushed over, as well as injecting some where it makes sense to have occurred. There’s plenty of humor and joy, but there’s also a lot of pain that, within the context of the story, has good reason to be felt.

    Regarding the Underage tag, the characters are ages sixteen and eighteen at the first occurrence. If this upsets your sensibilities, this is not the story for you. Especially triggering content will be called out in chapter notes.

    *TAGS AND CHARACTERS/PAIRINGS WILL BE CONTINUALLY UPDATED AS NEEDED UNTIL THIS IS COMPLETE*

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    22 Mar 2026

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    An encounter with an enchanted puzzle box locks up most of Charles’ memories and leaves him thinking he and Edwin are in love. With a recipe from Tragic Mick for a potion to counteract the spell and strict instructions to go along with Charles' delusions, all Edwin has to do is keep up the ruse for three days. He can make it three days. Right?

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    28 Feb 2026

  5. Rec 41

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    Her mother was unreasonable in her protectiveness.

    An artist by day and a drill sergeant by night, that was how Clary would describe her mother. And they did share some interests. While her mother’s style was very different, Clary also shared her love of art. In fact that was about the only time should could stand to be around her mother these days, when they were painting together.

    Most people only ever saw Jocelyn as a painter, a free spirit. They never saw her training her daughter night after night, the curtains drawn, the furniture pushed to the edges of the living room as they attacked one another with knives. Training knives, different from the real ones Clary carried with her everywhere. Her mother had trained her to defend herself, and insisted she keep the training up and sparred with her daughter six out of seven nights a week.

    So was it any wonder that on night number seven, Clary took any opportunity to escape that she could?

    In which Clary has a slightly different but still non-shadowhunter upbringing, a very dedicated street art career, and meets Alec as her first introduction to the shadow world a few months before her inheritance.

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    09 Feb 2026

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