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Attenzione, Min Yoongi! by urlocalborabot (pffffft_no)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
29 Jul 2023
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Yoongi's just trying to make ends meet, Jin has nothing better to do on the weekends and he's still mad about his favorite wallet being stolen. Fate has them crossing paths in the unlikeliest of ways.
A very short, totally unserious enemies to lovers.
(inspired by the "attenzione pickpocket!!" lady in italy <3 what an icon.) -
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Yoongi designs and builds beautiful display nests at his furniture store job. It's not exactly where he thought he'd be, but something has to pay the bills. So what if them being taken down each reset makes him feel like part of his soul is splintering a little bit? It's probably fine. They aren't even really his nests. It's definitely fine. Nothing to worry about.
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Omega Yoongi has long stopped pining for his friend (and ex), alpha Namjoon - or so he tells himself. Yoongi has been casually seeing another omega, the starry-eyed Jungkook, who always brings a smile to Yoongi’s face. So, he’s decided that the time has come, and he’s going to take their friends-with-benefits relationship to the next level and formally court Jungkook.
However, things don’t go as planned, sending Yoongi into a dark spiral.
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Bookmarked by pffffft_no
14 Jul 2023
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[in progress]
HOOOOOOLY COW.
im so invested.
i experienced all five stages of grief.
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The Long Road Begins at Home by owlet
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
24 Nov 2017
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Oh sure, reunion results in happiness, kittens, and rainbows, because that's definitely how life goes when you've just spent 70 years as a tool of villainy. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
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- Part 3 of Infinite Coffee and Protection Detail
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23 May 2025
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i would die for u, barnes (you would never let me do that)
The Long Road Begins at Home by owlet
Mr. Foolhardiness and Justice
Captain Annoyed
Captain Bed Hog
Captain Delusional of the Can’t Watch My Back Brigade
Captain Convincing
Captain Beleaguered"Rogers rolls his eyes from sea to shining sea."
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"they have this all figured out. this life thing. but me, i'm late to the party. i'm trying to catch up but i'm so behind on everything."
"you're not behind, love. you're in bloom."
(there may not have been global destruction or the ascension of believers to paradise but the world, jeongguk's world, had ended. what was then was not now and navigating this brave new world alone would be terrifying. fortunate for him, he was not alone)
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- Part 2 of casi cielo
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17 Sep 2025
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I would die for them
bloom odyssey by nonheather
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kim namjoon is gone, but there's a statue in the forest that bears his face. it hurts, it hurts, but yoongi can't stay away.
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19 Sep 2023
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MMMYES
heart of stone
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didn’t do anything (couldn’t do it anyway) by moonsoft
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
24 Feb 2019
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jeongguk smiles a little, but it doesn’t reach his eyes, and he has just enough time to send them a quick reply before the chill in his bones returns.
it’s when he collapses into bed hours later — hair still dripping wet, chest aching — that he remembers his phone in the kitchen, and finds that he doesn’t really care.
(or, eight days alone is fine until it's really not)
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22 Nov 2021
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:'))
i am a mess.one of my favorite depictions of dissociation on ao3 tbh.
"his phone remains on the kitchen counter. jeongguk lets the battery die, even though the charger sits just inches away."
this feeling. where it would take so little to just... do a tiny thing, but it feels insurmountable and like your brain is nothing but fuzz and there's no way youre gonna be able to communicate with your hands and get them to do the thing. like there's no way.
didn’t do anything (couldn’t do it anyway)
moonsoft