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"It’s just gone 2 a.m. Usually Phil would be asleep - and he was, literally five seconds ago - if not for the heffalump noises and the distinct feeling of a man in the room. A man in the room!"
Or, a Christmas night with Dan and Phil.
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a continuum between absurd and sublime by phanetixs
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
23 Jun 2021
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“Yeah, maybe. But the point still stands, you can’t fucking resettle two wild pigeons across the city just for your own pigeon dad desires,” Dan pauses, “and other sentences I never thought I’d say.”
“But...we could...potentially,” Phil turns to him, eyebrow raised.
Or, a (bad) guide to kidnapping the London pigeons that you miss.
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it's a church of burnt romances by phanetixs
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF), Fleabag (TV)
17 Sep 2020
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Dan backs into the car and the driver asks where he’s heading. His head swims with thoughts of Phil, and of guilt and embarrassment at how he’s subconsciously treating his friend. Whose life centres around virtues like chastity. And non-objectification goes both ways. Dan takes a few deep breaths, pressing a palm to his insistent bulge to quell his arousal. As always, it doesn’t work.
Well, he resolves, if he can’t get Phil out of his head, he’s got to get someone else into it. Or onto him, preferably.
Or, a Fleabag AU.
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just tell me how it's lookin' babe by phanetixs
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
30 May 2020
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Jeff looks on, partly smug and partly in disgust at the way Dan’s sucking on Phil's ear now, and across his jaw.
“Mm,” Dan rumbles. “You taste so good, Phil.”
(Or, dealing with your ex-bullies the right way.)
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Phil shrugs. “Don’t think you can go anywhere, mate. Boris called a nationwide lockdown yesterday. Only things open are the takeaway shops, god bless.” He tacks on the last part for Dan, but it seems to go over his head. He doesn’t smile or bless him back - rude.
Or the one in which they're distant flatmates during a national crisis.
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The one where Louis desperately needs a chef for the holidays, and Shawn just happens to know someone who knows someone.
Or, Prompt 77: Millionaire Louis is hosting his extended family at his place for Christmas, but is not good for the housekeeping aspect of the visit, so he hires Chef Harry to plan and prepare the daily menus for the crowd of Tomlinsons. As Harry solves childrens’ and adults’ crises alike with butter and sugar throughout the holiday, does he slot in too well to the bachelor millionaire’s family life?
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03 Jan 2026
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Louis only wanted to win the annual neighbourhood Christmas decoration contest. That’s it. Simple. So when his new neighbour Harry decides to outshine his decorations (literally), Louis is ready for war.
But after a while, Louis isn’t sure anymore if he wants to strangle Harry with tinsel or kiss him under it.
Possibly both.
Probably both.
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10 Dec 2025
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a love so real by queerofcups
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
14 Oct 2025
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The camera always wants to pour more light onto him, leave Dan in a dark little shadow, basking in Phil’s rays blah blah blah but also, like, it sucks for the purposes of making a decent fucking video.
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“I meant… I dunno. If you don’t want to have sex until you’ve found your Alpha or whatever, maybe you should… experience it differently? Like on the phone, or online, or something. Then you’re not losing your virginity or anything but you can still… see what it's like a bit?”
Louis furrowed his brow, pausing the spoon halfway between the bowl and his mouth.
“I know what sex is like, Liam. I’ve watched porn,” Louis responded petulantly.
or the one where louis falls in love with the alpha at the other end of the phone line
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08 Oct 2025
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Harry rolled his eyes, though the smirk was fully there now. “Come on, Liam. Let’s find another room—this one’s already overcrowded with desperation."
Louis’s eyes flew wide, a biting retort already at his lips, but Niall squeezed his hand under the table in warning. HR didn’t need another incident report with Louis’s name on it.
Liam shot Louis an apologetic look before following Harry out, the door clicking shut behind them.
“God,” Louis muttered immediately, “no wonder he’s alone. Who would ever want to touch that?”
“Pretty sure he’s fucked half the people from Apple in the next building,” Zayn supplied dryly.
“Poor things,” Louis said, sweeping his hair back with exaggerated pity. “I’ll send them bouquets. For their loss.”
Niall burst into loud laughter, and Louis finally felt the knot of irritation in his chest loosen. Nothing cheered him up like a perfectly timed jab at Harry Styles.
Or- Louis has a plan: find his mate, secure his future, and avoid distractions at all costs. Step one: stay as far away from Harry Styles as humanly possible. Step two… somehow involves tripping over Harry, accidentally kissing him, and realizing that “avoiding” him is basically impossible. Oops.
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