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    "His body sings, it screams - 'I’m made for you. I can feel the end of you, like the end of me. I’m sick with it.'"

     

    Canonverse AU where the Ackerman bond manifests as a genetic illness, flaring up when your liege is in danger.

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    01 Sep 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 54

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    Eddie Kaspbrak has been separated from his wife for a year. Although it was his decision, the divorce is still kicking him in the ass, especially in trying to co-parent his teenage son. But, when life kicks you down, there's your son's quirky yet handsome English teacher to pick you back up.

    Alt Title bc I just thought of a better one: Permission Slip: How Eddie Kaspbrak Got Permission to Finally Live His Life

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    02 Aug 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 52

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    Through the office rumor mill Richie learns that Eddie has a mortgage on a house he doesn't live in, a frequently used membership in the gym on the fourth floor, and an ongoing divorce that keeps him tightly glued to his cell phone, constantly whispering, "We said we'd only talk via the mediator. No, Myra, only via the mediator," through gritted teeth, pacing in his office whenever Richie happens to pass by after his lunch break.

    Richie has a Playstation 3 that only works when leaned slightly to the side, propped up with a broken mug he made taking a drunken pottery class with Bev. So they're on slightly different life paths.

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    08 Jul 2025

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    Things have been...rough, since Derry, and the fucking clown. The aftermath was a fucking mess, dealing with the hospitals, the recovery. Fending off well-meaning but nosy friends. Trying to convince everyone to let him go home. All while feeling like absolute shit, with his insides constantly trying to be on his outsides. And then going home was also a mess, leaving was so fucking hard, especially when Richie...when Richie asked him to stay.

    But Eddie couldn’t stay. He had to go home. Fight with management, fight with Myra, remind himself over and over that he didn’t need her, didn’t need anyone. That she lied to him, like his mom lied to him, lied that he needed them. And then moving out was shit, and living alone was shit, and everything was shit, but. God, full moons are always the shittiest. And then the day after full moons are even worse than that. And he’s so fucking tired, and he needs to sleep, but everything hurts. God, he hurts so fucking bad.

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    02 Jan 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 65

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    Eddie grabs Stan’s arm and yanks him farther along, to the end of the driveway. “Okay, listen. We were childhood friends. We went to the same summer camp every year, from age eight to, like, fifteen. That’s it. And we were penpals in between, but, anyway, I ran into him last week in New York. I was having a terrible week, and suddenly he was there, and I was like, 'Bill Denbrough?' And he smiled and he was like, ‘Oh, hi, Eddie.’ And he’s like glowing, and he says, 'I live in L.A. now and it’s great and I’m so happy,' and I was like, hmm, happy, what’s that like, so I quit my job and I moved out here. And I know that sounds crazy, like I moved here for him, but I didn’t move here for him, he just happens to live here. As do four million other people. Thirteen million if you include the entire metro area. So, I am not crazy.”

    + When Eddie runs into a childhood friend, he moves to L.A. on a whim. | Crazy Ex-Girlfriend AU

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    29 Dec 2024