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[PODFIC] admit it to yourselves by phantomcardz
Fandoms: Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance (Album)
17 Jan 2023
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The Killjoys wake up one morning to discover that they've all switched bodies!
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[PODFIC] To Steal a Kiss From Borrowed Lips by phantomcardz
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance
16 Jan 2023
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Of all the people Gerard could possibly switch bodies with, it had to be Frank.
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Upon starting testosterone, Eddie becomes unbearably horny, distancing himself from his friends so as not to make them uncomfortable. Steve finds out why Eddie's been avoidant and offers to jerk off with him—you know, in solidarity. Eddie stupidly agrees, figuring he'll get off with his best-friend-turned-crush, probably ruin their friendship, and move on. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity, after all. It's not like Steve will offer to help him again.
(Spoiler: Steve offers to help him again).
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People Never Change (But I Have To Try) by anklebiterbabe
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
15 Nov 2025
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"Yello, Munson household.” Eddie answered as he started twiddling with the chord.
“Eddie! Oh my god you will not believe this, this is the craziest news we’ve had all year!” Gareth was on the other line sounding relatively worked up and Eddie’s smile faltered in surprise.
“Okay, well spit it out dude!” Eddie laughed again out of awkwardness.
He heard Gareth breathe in heavily on the other line before screaming down the phone. “Steve Harrington is back in town!”
Eddie recoiled from the phone due to the sheer volume of Gareth’s all out shriek. It was a fair reaction, in all honesty. No one had seen the guy since he disappeared last Halloween.
OR: Steve Harrington goes off the map after the events of season 2 and comes back to Hawkins very punk. Eddie Munson doesn't know how to feel but he'll sort it out.
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18 Nov 2025
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eddie: oh god
oh no god please no
FUCK
FUCK FCUK FUCK FCK FUCK
NOBODY LOOK NOBODY SCROLL UP
PLEASEnancy: did you actually just sext the fucking group chat
eddie: so. like
Or, Eddie accidentally sends a sext to the group chat. Chaos ensues.
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- Part 9 of collection of st texting fics
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17 Nov 2025
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There’s nothing better than coming home to his boyfriend after a hard day. Letting Eddie spoil him in the sweet ways he always does, with massages and kisses and other things, to help him relax and take his mind off the stress sitting like a thorn in his tense muscles.
God, the thought alone is enough to draw a content little sigh out of him when he hurries to unlock the door, eager to fall into Eddie’s arms and forget everything else.
Only when Steve enters, he can barely catch himself from stumbling and falling over the piles of shoes scattered all across the floor.
“What the f-”
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17 Nov 2025
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[Podfic] Of Parseltongue and Purple Mushrooms by diagonalley (seeking_semperfiona) for GallifreyisBurning
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Dec 2020
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Podfic of "Of Parseltongue and Purple Mushrooms" by gallifreyisburning
For the HD Owlpost Exchange 2020
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Draco Malfoy is SURE that Harry Potter is up to something. He's avoiding Malfoy, turning red when Draco's around, and spending way too much time conversing with a garden snake. Determined to find out what's going on, Draco enlists the help of his new friend Neville Longbottom to get to the bottom of things.
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15 Nov 2025