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    “Well, apparently…you uh had some fun too, huh, Steve?” Eddie’s voice sounded weird, almost like there was an accusatory undertone. Steve’s frown deepened. This was about him finding someone to make out with?

    “Yeah? What about it? I know I said I’d make sure you were safe and everything, but does that mean I can’t enjoy myself? You were both pretty preoccupied, weren’t you?”

    “I-” Robin actually looked speechless. “Of course you can, just…it was…” She tucks a strand of hair behind her ear, frustrated. “That was a guy, Steve!”

    Steve nodded. “Yeah, I’m aware.”

    Robin blinked. “A guy,” she repeated, an exasperated expression on her face, her hands making some sort of gesture, underlining the word.

    I know,” Steve said, in the same manner, starting to get frustrated now, too. “Was pretty hard to miss with his dick against my thigh.” He narrowed his eyes. “No pun intended.”

      or: 5 times Steve enjoys kissing boys and 1 time he realizes what that means

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    Vox liked to touch. Alastor did not.

    Vox is out of the picture now, but a week spent in his unfortunate company brought back years worth of memories Alastor would rather forget.

    Lucifer is not Vox.

    Maybe... maybe Alastor doesn't hate touch as much as he thought he did.

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    AKA author is processing his trauma by projecting it onto a character he relates to

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    “There are certain things I have not done, you see. Things that are, well, common in… in relationships of a romantic nature between consenting adults, I suppose. And although I lack any sort of practical experience, I… I find myself—that is to say I would not be disinclined to… pursue a more… a more intimate kind of contact, you could say?”

    Lucifer blinks, processing.

    “Alastor,” he begins with all the caution of a man stepping out onto ice that he is not sure will hold his weight. “Are you saying you wanna try having sex?”

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    Five months into their unlikely relationship, Alastor is ready to explore intimacy with Lucifer despite his various fears and misgivings. Lucifer is more than happy to oblige.

    My contribution to the prompt First Time for Top Lucifer Week 2025.

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    Trusting the Radio Demon is something that many would balk at. Yet here Lucifer is, learning to navigate a- shockingly- healthy relationship with the sinner. Despite the many reservations he has, Lucifer finds himself sharing parts of him that have been hidden since early in his relationship to Lilith.

    A few weeks later, Lucifer is forced to reckon with the consequences. But, well, there have been worst starts to relationships, right?

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    The boy's name is Beo, the girl Belle. They're the only good thing I ever did. Want to make it up to me, brother? Here's your chance.
    Barbie

    So far, Blitzø has read the letter eighteen times. And no matter how hard he looks for another explanation, there's only one: his sister has left and entrusted him with her newborn twins.
    He's so fucked.

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