phasimatical
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Two Lesbian Aliens Crash into "John" Egbert's Backyard. (It's Super Gay.) by phasimatical
Fandoms: Homestuck
01 Sep 2026
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A very boring day takes a turn for the worse as two alien trolls crash land into John Egbert's backyard. Paralyzed with fear, John is forced to do what the trolls say, leading to an egg cracking and more.
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Vriska Serket has been living on Earth C and dating June Egbert and Terezi Pyrope for 8 years and has only showered 3 times, all while unconscious. Today, June has come to put an end to Vriska's smell before the neighbors start calling the cops!
(this fic was written a long time ago and is only now getting ported from wattpad.)
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- English
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After messing around online, John Egbert befriends Rose Lalonde, Dave Strider, and Jade Harley while pretending to be a girl. John, who originally assumed nothing would happen, must now prepare for them to arrive in his town! All the while he discovers himself for who she may truly be.