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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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19 Aug 2025
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When the Ministry of Magic came up with a rather brilliant solution to the population crisis - pairing up young unmarried witches and wizards with the purpose of procreation, Hermione could hardly believe it.
She certainly didn’t imagine that the first marriage proposal she’d receive would come from none other than Draco Malfoy.
What she’d never in a million years have dreamt was... that she’d actually accept it.***
A marriage law story with the main focus on pregnancy and the development of their relationship through the unusual start of their life together and the baby on the way. High on domesticity, fluff and smut, low on angst and miscommunication - just enough to spice things up.
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This is Part 1 of their story and it's from Hermione's POV.
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- Part 1 of Barely sixty percent match AU
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The Next Big Star by Blmartin
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
30 Sep 2025
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Just a little fish in a big pond
WARNING!
This is a no quirk AU and a Pornstar AU but this fic is plot filled
This material is for 18+ readers and minors should not enter
There will be dark content and explicit details of sex, scenarios and situations
Everything is on the table!!!
DO NOT READ IF THIS MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE- Language:
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20 Feb 2025
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Ivy Sorrengail always knew she would be a rider.
It didn't matter that she was tasked with keeping her sister alive in the quadrant. It didn't matter that the marked ones hated her for her mother. It didn't matter that the others hated her because they couldn't beat her. And it didn't matter that her own wingleader was hopping she failed.
She wasn't just going to survive, she was going to thrive.
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This is my twist on Fourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros. I do not own the story.Series
- Part 1 of The Empyrean (Summer's Version)
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02 Feb 2025
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In order to not live on the streets with your daughter, you're forced into an arranged marriage with a complete stranger. Your husband also has a son, and you try to treat the baby the way you wish you were treated. You try to keep peace in the house but for some reason your husband can't stand you.
He hates you for accepting the proposal, even though like him, you had no option but to agree.
How can two human beings live in the same house when they can't stand each other?
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05 Sep 2024