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Kiss for Good Luck? by pineapplefork
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime)
27 Aug 2025
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“Hey, Maomao?” she almost whispers, leaning in closer. Her tone is swift and precise, but her gaze seems to be drinking Maomao in. The distance between them is so small, almost insignificant… Maomao is only half listening. “If there was an unknown poison in front of you, and you were told you had just one chance to drink it… What would you do?”
They’re still watching each other with half-lidded expressions when Maomao answers without thinking: “I’d swallow it in one gulp.” She feels Shisui let out a soft laugh, warm breath rippling across the skin of Maomao’s face. Then, she realizes. Not only that, but she understands. The poison-sweet smile Shisui employs could warrant a world war’s worth of casualties.
“Right,” she cheerily quips and begins to walk away. Maomao’s hand stills in the air, placed where it was almost touching Shisui’s cheek.
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One-shot that explores the gay-ass tension that was between Maomao and Shisui during that one scene. You can't tell me they didn't at least think about running away together! Make them kiss, damn it.
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a touch and a thought (and they were gone) by pineapplefork for futurearmadillomother
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
03 Feb 2021
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When Tim and Jon's dress shopping trip doesn't go quite as planned, Jon decides it's time to take the matter into their own hands.
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“Why do you want to shop for a dress, anyway?” Jon asks once they reach Tim’s preferred boutique.
“I’m taking Martin out.”
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santa baby (take your time, please) by pineapplefork
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
03 Dec 2020
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“Ugh, I hate secret Santa.”
Tim laughs. “Oh, come on, boss, you only say that because you didn’t get Martin.”
(Thing is, he did get Martin.)***
In which the S1 crew does secret Santa. Chaos ensues.
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- Part 2 of TMA Winter Shenanigans
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Tim doesn’t celebrate Christmas. Never has, doesn’t understand the cheer and panic and spirit of it all. And even if he sometimes wonders if there is something wrong with him for just not getting it, he feels even less guilty about it when he realises there is nobody he would want to spend it with.
Snow, though?
Snow-induced cheer is something he can get behind.***
In which the S1 crew gets to have some snowy fun, as a treat.
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- Part 1 of TMA Winter Shenanigans
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Shortcut for transferring lines of text to an actual texting format in AO3.
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Maybe they'll leave you alone, But not me (and certainly not Yuri) by pineapplefork
Fandoms: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
14 Jun 2020
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The very first time Yuri has to spend an entire weekend over at Victor and Yuuri’s place, he is not happy.
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feral kitten is adopted by idiots in love: a biography
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Of Petrichor and Onion Skins by pineapplefork for adelizaa
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
07 Jun 2020
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It doesn’t matter if Jaskier has to peel his own layers until he lays, bleeding, in front of the pissed off Witcher, because he is not about to drop the subject.
‘Is this—’
‘Drop the fucking subject, bard.’
Ah. Well. That could have gone smoother.
[...] ‘I just want to know why you’re so adamant about getting to that town. I thought we were having such a jolly good time.’ He watches as Geralt works his jaw and he bites back a grin. No one practises a trade as dangerous as his without getting at least a little kick out of seeing a Witcher’s internal battle between their strict moral code and the irrefutable urge to strangle insistent bards.
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Geralt abruptly shuts himself off from the outside world. Jaskier suspects it's got something to do with the fast-approaching thunderstorm and sets out to solve the mystery. He has a few realisations of his own, along the way.
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- Part 1 of Fear of Storms
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Hurts You Less by pineapplefork
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
12 May 2020
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"He expected a lot of things. Geralt bathing, for one. Even covered in blood or bruises or guts or all three of them. Or him pacing around the room, deep in thought. Jaskier even expected to find him sleeping or meditating. But he absolutely didn’t expect to find Geralt curled in on himself, still in his armour, dry sobs wracking his body."
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Geralt sometimes plans poorly for fights and has to deal with the consequences. Jaskier is there to help, until he isn't.