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Kiss for Good Luck? by pineapplefork
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime)
27 Aug 2025
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“Hey, Maomao?” she almost whispers, leaning in closer. Her tone is swift and precise, but her gaze seems to be drinking Maomao in. The distance between them is so small, almost insignificant… Maomao is only half listening. “If there was an unknown poison in front of you, and you were told you had just one chance to drink it… What would you do?”
They’re still watching each other with half-lidded expressions when Maomao answers without thinking: “I’d swallow it in one gulp.” She feels Shisui let out a soft laugh, warm breath rippling across the skin of Maomao’s face. Then, she realizes. Not only that, but she understands. The poison-sweet smile Shisui employs could warrant a world war’s worth of casualties.
“Right,” she cheerily quips and begins to walk away. Maomao’s hand stills in the air, placed where it was almost touching Shisui’s cheek.
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One-shot that explores the gay-ass tension that was between Maomao and Shisui during that one scene. You can't tell me they didn't at least think about running away together! Make them kiss, damn it.
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a touch and a thought (and they were gone) by pineapplefork for futurearmadillomother
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
03 Feb 2021
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When Tim and Jon's dress shopping trip doesn't go quite as planned, Jon decides it's time to take the matter into their own hands.
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“Why do you want to shop for a dress, anyway?” Jon asks once they reach Tim’s preferred boutique.
“I’m taking Martin out.”
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santa baby (take your time, please) by pineapplefork
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
03 Dec 2020
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“Ugh, I hate secret Santa.”
Tim laughs. “Oh, come on, boss, you only say that because you didn’t get Martin.”
(Thing is, he did get Martin.)***
In which the S1 crew does secret Santa. Chaos ensues.
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- Part 2 of TMA Winter Shenanigans
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Tim doesn’t celebrate Christmas. Never has, doesn’t understand the cheer and panic and spirit of it all. And even if he sometimes wonders if there is something wrong with him for just not getting it, he feels even less guilty about it when he realises there is nobody he would want to spend it with.
Snow, though?
Snow-induced cheer is something he can get behind.***
In which the S1 crew gets to have some snowy fun, as a treat.
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- Part 1 of TMA Winter Shenanigans
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Shortcut for transferring lines of text to an actual texting format in AO3.
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Fear of Storms by pineapplefork
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
07 Jun 2020
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I Was So Young When I Behaved Twenty-Five by kh0sh3kh
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
22 Feb 2025
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When Blitzø looks up, he sees the dark blush rising across Stolas' white faceplate. "I would have liked to spend time with your employees today. It's just very tiring trying to concentrate, especially when there's extra noise."
Blitzø's mind creates an entire fucking montage of their week in the office. Sinners bursting in through the door unannounced, the phone ringing at random, Moxxie bursting into his rendition of some song from a musical because Millie misquoted it, Loona shouting at them all to shut up. It was a miracle they weren't all losing their hearing.
"Shit, Stols." Blitzø winces. "Didn't realize how miserable it probably is for you around the office."
or: Stolas manages the side effects of his antidepressants, and Blitzø is too good of a kinda-boyfriend to let him suffer alone.
Bookmarked by pineapplefork
25 Dec 2025
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A lizard and a bird walk into a swanky hotel room in Lust for the night, which has exactly the sort of punchline you'd expect, but also: it's a self-esteem exercise. Really.
(Listen, you can absolutely multitask sex with positive affirmation, and Blitz has a point to make.)
Bookmarked by pineapplefork
25 Dec 2025
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It burns his cheeks a bit to do it, has to push the word out of his mouth, but Fizz leans forward, nuzzling sweetly against Stolas' chin and with a purr under his voice asks, “Mommy?”
“Mommy,” Stolas repeats as if to test out how it feels, liking it far more than he would have expected. “Would you like me to be your mommy, little one?”
Fizz and Stolas don't really click in this new poly thing, until they accidentally find a way they do.
Bookmarked by pineapplefork
24 Dec 2025
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Do you picture me like I picture you? by 69_666_96, Spades (bumblingbees)
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
01 Dec 2024
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Asmodeus never expected a cold shoulder after coming home from the trial, and Stolas didn't expect a clown to show up on Blitz’s doorstep in the later hours of the evening.
Bookmarked by pineapplefork
24 Dec 2025
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and if you surrender to the heat, you'll know by Helpneedmorefanfics for AjWriter
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
27 Jun 2024
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“This is some karmic bullshit,” Blitz says, staring up at the ceiling.
“You do run an assassination business, dear,” Stolas points out, stretching his body out with a languid sigh, magicking the mess away. “I imagine that would rack up more than a few points on that particular scale.”
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Blitz goes into heat at the palace.
Bookmarked by pineapplefork
22 Dec 2025