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    "I'm married." Akutagawa admits. "It's not a big deal, so I don't—"

    The wine glass in Chuuya's hand shatters from his sheer grip. Surprised for a few seconds, Akutagawa hurriedly schools his expression back to neutral, also noting that the glass was thankfully already empty when Chuuya broke it.

    "You're married?" Chuuya's blue eyes are wide like dinner plates. "What the fuck? Are you for real?"

    The Port Mafia discover that there's more to the mysterious and brutal ability user they know.

    For one, they find out Akutagawa is married.

    And he's happily in love with his spouse.

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    15 Mar 2026

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    Chuuya breathes.
    Dazai answers, “Yamashita Park.” Ding.

    (Kunikida despairs as he tallies yet another correct answer. “Just how are they doing this.”)
    (Lucy tugs at her braids as she sees the odd couple rack up points, frustrated and awed in equal measures. “What is wrong with Japan.”)

    (Or, the one where they play charades and everyone gets traumatized by soukoku’s level of telepathy.)

    [in Vietnamese!] [in Russian!] [in Chinese!] [in Spanish!]

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    15 Mar 2026

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    “Atsushi-kun has a sugar daddy,” Dazai mumbles, teetering between betrayal and crazy. “I can’t believe that Akutagawa-kun just chucked his Port Mafia salary to your face!”

    “Quite literally,” Atsushi insists, rubbing at the still-reddened space on his forehead, where Akutagawa’s wallet has practically imprinted itself. “I still think he was trying to kill me.”

    A sigh. “The pinnacle of romance.”

    Dazai-san!”

    [or, the one where atsushi & akutagawa navigate living together]
    [in Vietnamese!] [in Russian!] [in Spanish!] [in Chinese!]

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    15 Mar 2026

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    Zanka wonders briefly, still licking and humming against Jabber’s lips – why the fuck does he bother unlocking the door before he actually leaves?

    Then, another thought, just as he realizes what’s happening – who the hell barges in without knocking?

    “Zanka, why the hell is your door unlocked– HOLY SHIT.”

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    OR, Jabber and Zanka have a domestic moment of making out, Enjin walks in on them, and Jabber thinks he has a shot with Gris.

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    12 Mar 2026

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    “Can I call you later?” Zanka squeaks, blushing even more furiously over his own voice. Jabber is losing it next to him silently, cackling like he just witnessed the funniest thing in the world. Zanka’s hand slides over his mouth to try and silence him.

    Immediately, something slimy meets his palm, and Zanka gasps and pulls away like he’d been burned. “Did you just lick me??”

    “WHAT?”

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    OR, Zanka gets a distressed call from Enjin and leaves him more distressed. Himself, too.

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