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He blinked at them. Glared harder. Maybe if he stared long enough, one of them would apologize and turn negative out of guilt. No such luck.
By the third blink, he groaned and dropped his head into his hands. “This is so embarrassing. Omg. I’m that parent. The one who has a kid when their other kids are grown. The kid’s gonna think we’re its grandparents.”
He wanted to melt into the tile. Or possibly throw himself into traffic.
Naruto decided he’d wait until Sasuke came home to deal with this. Surely, they’d both laugh about it. Or panic together. Or… okay, maybe Sasuke would smirk and say something smug about still having “the stamina.” And then Naruto would have to hit him with a pillow.
At forty-six, Naruto and Sasuke thought their parenting days were behind them… until life threw them a surprise. Now, two grown kids, a surprise pregnancy, and a baby on the way prove it’s never too late for chaos, love, and a little unexpected fun.
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20 Aug 2025
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“...Naruto, Pluto hasn’t been a planet for 15 years.”
“Hey! Viva la Pluto, fuck you! Tell him, chat!” Naruto blows a raspberry into the mic that cuts off after the first half-second anyways, which Sasuke’s ears appreciate very much.
“That is an abomination of English,” Sasuke counters dourly, headshotting a few enemy Fanatics. “It should be el Pluto. Pluto is a masculine noun. Also, do the raid mechanics.”
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Sasuke Uchiha (somehow) makes a career out of streaming games online and crosses (virtual) paths with Naruto Uzumaki, who happens to do the same thing. They fall in love over late night voice calls and nerd humor.
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20 Jun 2025
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Naruto hated fighting.
As stubborn as he was, Sasuke was even worse, and his boyfriend’s refusal to ever be the one to cave only made Naruto angrier. He didn’t even know what their argument was about—something stupid about the “right” way to load the dishwasher—but this time, he would absolutely not be the one to apologize first.
The only problem was that he was horny as fuck and Sasuke wouldn’t give him any goddamn privacy.
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23 May 2025