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    “Sweet Salazar’s poxy dick, what is that?” said Theo, stepping from the floo into Draco’s dimly lit study.

    “This is Mrs. Malfoy’s progeny,” said Draco dryly. The orange abomination sat on his desk, too close to his ledger for comfort. The animal’s expression was excessively judgmental. Draco sneered back. “I am not allowed to kill it.”—Chapter 5, BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC

    A one shot about books, biscuits, and rodentia (or: the perils of gift-giving) inspired by Draco and Crooks in BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC

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    06 Aug 2024

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    Spotting a newly single Hermione Granger at the Leaky Cauldron, Draco Malfoy attempts to get her mind off her ex. Problem is, she's not easy to convince.

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    04 Feb 2024

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    Pansy Parkinson was an evil, enterprising genius. Perhaps not evil, per se, more ethically-grey. Evil adjacent.
    And pairing that pseudo-evil energy with entrepreneurial flair had landed Hermione in her current predicament.
    Draco Malfoy was approaching her table looking absolutely thrilled to be dining with her this evening.
    Except he had no idea he was dining with her.

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    04 Feb 2024

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    9 years after the battle of Hogwarts, the war still rages on and everyone is much changed since their days at Hogwarts.
    Hermione is the most lethal soldier in The Order, spending her days on rescue missions to free captured Muggleborn slaves and fight on the front line. For years, she's been meeting in secret with a spy within Voldemort's ranks to exchange information.
    But when she's captured and made prisoner at Malfoy Manor, of all the dark and evil ways she'd envisioned Malfoy would torture her, she never quite imagined anything this horrific.

    I just wanted to make it abundantly clear that I was originally inspired to write this fic after I read the masterpiece that is Manacled, so I would like to thank SenLinYu for her amazing work! The memory searching aspect of Manacled is what inspired me, and although I have adapted that, (and also made Draco head Death Eater, because... ya know... we all love it when he's Voldemort's right hand man 😅😉), Secrets and Masks will be a very very different fic all together.

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    03 Feb 2024

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    He regards her with interest, cool as the ice in his G&T. “What do you want?”

    On close inspection, he's a bit deadly. It's the combined power of self-regard, an open ear, and a cunningly tailored suit.

    Hermione wants—

    “An expiration date would be nice.” She suctions up the watery dregs and signals for more. “Let’s say I want . . . a year. Exactly one year of monogamy without the possibility of further commitment."

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    25 Jan 2024