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Forced to Tutor the President's Son by post_nut_philosophy
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
23 Dec 2025
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Sasuke Uchiha is the top student at Konoha International School, heading into his final year with one goal: prove his overachieving family wrong. To do that, he needs to secure the gold medal and a full scholarship to the best university on the continent. With his father constantly comparing him to his perfect older brother, Sasuke can’t afford any distractions and needs to lock in.
Unfortunately, fate has other plans because right as the year begins, he’s forced to tutor Naruto Uzumaki, the notorious fail-son of the President of Konoha.
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Sasuke Uchiha and Naruto Uzumaki navigate what they are to one another after the Fourth Great Ninja war, finding out just why their souls pulled them back together. Naturally, they cannot be normal about it and face hurdles along the way- some self inflicted.
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He was sunshine incarnate and Sasuke burned inside just being near him. His eyes were playful and staring down at Sasuke, a smirk tugging at his lips, slightly chapped. Breathing became difficult and Sasuke had the wildest thought of leaning up, and just kissing him. He blinked.
What the actual fuck was that?
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25 Jan 2026
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“Let me worship you,” Naruto breathed.
For one long moment, Naruto’s eyes reflected the continuous, lazy rotation of pinwheels. Red against blue. Fate within the unknown. Silence and anticipation. But then the pinwheels faded to black, and Sasuke uttered a phrase that would seal their connection forever.
“Are you offering yourself?”
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The god of Misfortune fulfills a child's wish and receives faith, loyalty, and a fellow god in return.
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28 Dec 2025
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"Sasuke’s… kinda hot," Naruto thought absently. Then he frowned. "Wait, what?"
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Five years after the war, Naruto and Sasuke are rebuilding Konoha—and their lives. As co-leaders of the village, their partnership is solid, but the lines between friendship and something more begin to blur. This is the fix-it fic where peace initially reigns, Boruto doesn't exist, and Naruto slowly realizes that his friendship with Sasuke may be more intense than is normal. Slow burn, introspection, and way too much ramen.
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17 Dec 2025
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As Sasuke continues on his mission to protect the village of Konoha from the outside, he meets a mysterious pair of ninjas. They inflict him with a strange jutsu that sends him into the body another version of his self that lives in an alternate reality where ninjas never existed, and technology seems to rule the world. If only to make things worse, this other version of himself is in some sort of romantic relationship with Naruto!
Meanwhile in Konoha, the Alternate-Reality-Sasuke's consciousness is placed into the Shinobi-Sasuke's body. If being thrown into a world full of "magic" and danger weren't enough, he's also got to deal with being married to a woman with a child! And Naruto, who doesn't seem to return any of his feelings.
The two Sasukes embark on a journey to return to their real bodies. The Shinobi-Sasuke, who has been stripped of all his power, and the Alternate-Reality-Sasuke who's terrified of this world he's been thrown into and only wants to go home to be with his Naruto.
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05 Dec 2025