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It’s been months since PJ and Hazel kissed. Months since they murdered seven to ten stock photo football players in front of a live studio audience, but like, cunt-ily. If Hazel was really counting (she’s not) it would be eight weeks, three days, and a few hours since she trauma bonded with her friends from fight club.
PJ doesn’t consume her every waking thought – just a lot of them. Thoughts of PJ happened the most when she was curled up in bed with her headphones on, listening to sad sad sad music about love and love lost and hating yourself.
OR: Hazel loves stewing on her feelings for PJ and sad indie music - but she really wants things to work out this time.
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burning hot and bright (could fill up the sky) by cowardnthief
Fandoms: Bottoms (Movie 2023)
26 Aug 2024
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How Hazel Callahan met the loudest, meanest, most annoying girl on the elementary school playground, fell in love, and grew up.
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In Hazel’s dreams, there was a girl with curly hair who kind of glowed. She leaned over Hazel, caging her in. She had a biting, sneering mouth and these bruising fingers. She was awful and really, really warm.Hazel woke up at three in the morning, foggy, and thought, oh. Okay.
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27 Aug 2024
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spinning in your gravity (nothing left to worship) by nerd_in_distress
Fandoms: Bottoms (Movie 2023)
17 Jun 2024
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So overall, Hazel has 4 friends. It’s a good number. They’re good friends, and she’s content with it. Unlike her mom, she doesn’t need the entire football team’s attention to be happy.
Then senior year starts and PJ, being PJ, comes up with an insanely elaborate plan to start a fucking fight club, and as it always is with PJ, Hazel gets sucked in. A small part of her is aware of how fucking insane it all is, but the louder voice in her head can’t help but feel a bit pride in being the main catalyst of PJ’s newest scheme. She’s the one who started the juvie thing after all.
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Hazel tries to figure out where the fuck do they go from here.
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18 Jun 2024
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Immediately following the events of the Huntington football game gone wrong, PJ wrestles with her newfound feelings for Hazel Callahan. Fine, so she's attracted to her. Whatever! It's not like PJ's attraction could ever lead to anything deeper… Right?
Title inspired by the MUNA song "Stayaway"
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24 May 2024
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“We’ll run with that,” PJ decides. “I’ll demonstrate—who wants to volunteer? Brittany?”
Brittany chews on her lip and says nothing, so Hazel decides to take initiative and steps forward. “I’ll go.”
PJ briefly looks crestfallen, but she smoothes her face over within seconds. “Alright. Hazel. Why not.”
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In which PJ and Hazel like the sight of each other's blood a bit too much.
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15 May 2024
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Hazel and PJ pre-canon. Why does Hazel bother PJ so much? How long will it take for Hazel to figure out how to feel comfortable in her own skin?
Told by PJ, resident asshole.
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13 May 2024