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burning hot and bright (could fill up the sky) by cowardnthief
Fandoms: Bottoms (Movie 2023)
26 Aug 2024
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How Hazel Callahan met the loudest, meanest, most annoying girl on the elementary school playground, fell in love, and grew up.
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In Hazel’s dreams, there was a girl with curly hair who kind of glowed. She leaned over Hazel, caging her in. She had a biting, sneering mouth and these bruising fingers. She was awful and really, really warm.Hazel woke up at three in the morning, foggy, and thought, oh. Okay.
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27 Aug 2024
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spinning in your gravity (nothing left to worship) by nerd_in_distress
Fandoms: Bottoms (Movie 2023)
17 Jun 2024
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So overall, Hazel has 4 friends. It’s a good number. They’re good friends, and she’s content with it. Unlike her mom, she doesn’t need the entire football team’s attention to be happy.
Then senior year starts and PJ, being PJ, comes up with an insanely elaborate plan to start a fucking fight club, and as it always is with PJ, Hazel gets sucked in. A small part of her is aware of how fucking insane it all is, but the louder voice in her head can’t help but feel a bit pride in being the main catalyst of PJ’s newest scheme. She’s the one who started the juvie thing after all.
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Hazel tries to figure out where the fuck do they go from here.
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18 Jun 2024
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Immediately following the events of the Huntington football game gone wrong, PJ wrestles with her newfound feelings for Hazel Callahan. Fine, so she's attracted to her. Whatever! It's not like PJ's attraction could ever lead to anything deeper… Right?
Title inspired by the MUNA song "Stayaway"
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24 May 2024
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“We’ll run with that,” PJ decides. “I’ll demonstrate—who wants to volunteer? Brittany?”
Brittany chews on her lip and says nothing, so Hazel decides to take initiative and steps forward. “I’ll go.”
PJ briefly looks crestfallen, but she smoothes her face over within seconds. “Alright. Hazel. Why not.”
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In which PJ and Hazel like the sight of each other's blood a bit too much.
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15 May 2024
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Hazel and PJ pre-canon. Why does Hazel bother PJ so much? How long will it take for Hazel to figure out how to feel comfortable in her own skin?
Told by PJ, resident asshole.
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13 May 2024
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How did it end up like this? It was only a kiss (A distraction) by WitheringLily0
Fandoms: Bottoms (Movie 2023)
05 Feb 2025
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PJ is borderline embarassed by how much she liked kissing Hazel and tries to make sense of her feelings. Her fear of abandonment is not helping.
Hazel's long time crush on her friend is one of her main problems, but certainly not the only one.
One can't spit it out, the other doesn't even know what "it" is.
And this is their last year together before they go their separate ways.Bookmarked by procatsinator
08 May 2024
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Have You Ever Met God Only to Realize Your Crush is Prettier? by Grey4729
Fandoms: Bottoms (Movie 2023)
22 Jan 2025
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PJ is desperately throwing emotions out the metaphorical window. Unfortunately, they keep coming back. Like boomerangs. But PJ has no coordination and they keep whacking her in the face.
Recently one Hazel Callahan has entered her life and PJ does not want her there. Or so she says.
This is basically just a (very loose) continuation of Bottoms, set two weeks after the Huntington game, where PJ has feelings™ and she does. not. like. them. (We all know where this is going though.)
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06 May 2024
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PJ's guide to flirting with a gay-ass barista by panickypolarbear, whoopiepie
Fandoms: Bottoms (Movie 2023)
06 Oct 2023
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In an attempt to prove Josie wrong and show that she can form real human connections and also talk to women, PJ sets out on a mission to woo her local campus barista, Hazel, but it all goes completely wrong and she learns sometimes all you have to do is ask.
As she makes her way closer to the counter, the Gay-Ass Barista slowly turns from a 6 to a 6.5 to an 8.6 to, and PJ hates to admit this, one of the hottest women she has ever laid her eyes on.
This does not deter her.
All women are hot to PJ.
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30 Apr 2024
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They’re cruising through the maze that is the wealthy suburban homes and their bougie green lawns, when Hazel speaks over the music, “You do say really shitty things to me. Like a lot.”
Fuck.
PJ thought the apology part was over for tonight. At this point, she’s blinking twice as much as normal trying to stay awake so she summons up a “Yeah. I really do. I almost never meant it, I’d just say them.” instead of her usual guilty defenses.
And Hazel just continues, “It’s just like concerning. Not that you say them, that’s its own issue. But it’s concerning that you say the most awful things to me and the whole time you speak, I’m just staring at your mouth.”
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30 Apr 2024
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PJ realizes that Hazel is sexy and cool and really really wants to kiss her again. Or get all up in her cooch. Either or, but preferably both.
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30 Apr 2024
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29 Apr 2024
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kiss me in a way (that's going to screw me up forever) by pirateygoodness
Fandoms: Bottoms (Movie 2023)
28 Nov 2023
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Hazel wriggles out from under her somehow, and opens the door to the backseat. She holds it for PJ, just like she did with the the door to the school. Like they're in Cinderella and she's one of those weird mice that turns into a carriage servant or some shit.
If PJ blushes as she slides into Hazel's backseat, hopefully the dark of the parking lot hides it.
Hazel gets in after her.
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(OR: PJ discovers gay sex is harder than it looks)
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29 Apr 2024
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"So that's that, then. Barring divine intervention from a benevolent God, Brittany and Hazel Callahan are going to become Rockbridge's reigning obnoxious couple. They'll sit together at lunch and Hazel will probably go around giving Brittany those toe-curling kisses that she knows how to do, and PJ will just have to sit there and watch it happen! Which is sort of a sexy thought, but in the way that some things are sort of sexy while being sort of nauseating."
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PJ gets the idea that Brittany's gay for Hazel Callahan. It shouldn't bother her, but weirdly, it does. Let's talk about it.
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29 Apr 2024
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“I’m not! I—“ PJ bites on it for a second, “I was just intrusively thinking about kissing you over and over. Which isn’t that weird—“
“What?!”
“It’s not that weird!” PJ defends. “I mean, out of everything you just threw out there, this is probably the least bad for you.”
Hazel covers her mouth with both hands. “What the fuck.”
“I’m sorry you’re a good kisser?” PJ says. “Fuck, I dunno!”
Hazel stays like that for a second, then removes her hands to cross them over her chest, and PJ realizes Hazel wasn’t covering her mouth, she was trying to cover her face because it had gone beat red.
(Aka, after a few weeks have past and PJ still can’t get that one kiss out of her head, she decides to just keep kissing Hazel until the problem goes away.)
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29 Apr 2024
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In which Michael is reeling from a recent breakup, Calum has just flunked a semester of university, Luke has never taken a risk in his life, and Ashton has taken too many.
One night, four boys, one Los Angeles bar. A recipe for...well, quite possibly, not disaster.
(or, they all meet at a bar and fall hopelessly in love for the night. Only, it's actually a lot more than that.)
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20 Apr 2015
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stop the world 'cause i wanna (get off with you) by lucasfletcher
Fandoms: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band)
23 Oct 2014
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To: Calum
im feeling terrible cheer me up
and by that i mean send me a dick picIt’s definitely not weird Michael’s still texting his one night stand.
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20 Apr 2015
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The whole world has this really bad habit of wanting to hit on Luke at every available opportunity and Luke has an equally bad habit of not being aware it’s even happening and flirting back accidentally because that’s just his permanent setting.
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26 Jan 2015
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This is just a fluffy, schmoopy, fetus!Muke drabble I wrote on a series of post-it notes at work today instead of, y'know, working. It is entirely devoid of plot or purpose.
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26 Jan 2015
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takes place during the time michael lost his passport and was stuck in the US while his band performed in the UK. He feels upset about it and stops answering their calls and may or may not unfollow them on twitter, leading to questions and anxiety.
or, 3/4 of 5sos go to the US to see michael and end up fucking him senseless.
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20 Jan 2015
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They meet when they are dropping their kids off on their first day of school, falling for each other almost at first glance.
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09 Jan 2015