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    Designation CC-2224, Marshal Commander Kote ‘Cody’, had always been a particularly good judge of character.

    So, when he met his General for the 212th Attack Battalion, who immediately asked for his brother’s name not designation, he knew he would be a good General.

    The General felt like a lake. Calm and painfully blue, but equally deep, and if Cody was one for dramatics, maybe a little mysterious.

    However, Cody could also feel that the General was a liar. Intelligent and manipulative, caring but vicious, overt yet sly. He almost seemed like a politician. Cody reckoned he’d be pretty good at it.

     

    Or, Cody is a Force sensitive empath and it changes the course of history.

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    24 Sep 2025

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    “This can’t keep happening,” Jango says despairingly. He’s said this almost every year for the past twenty-five of them.

    “Well,” Cody slowly replies, looking down at the squalling baby the witch has left on their doorstep, “what’s one more mouth to feed when you’re already feeding thirty?"

     

    In Cody's latest attempt to sacrifice himself for his family, he finally learns how to want something for himself. Modern AU with magic.

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    20 Sep 2025

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    The Clone Wars are over, and the galaxy is rebuilding, the clones are trying to find their paths forward as new citizens, and Obi-Wan Kenobi is tired, overworked, and losing his goddamn mind.

    The four times Obi-Wan sleeps with an enemy, and the one time he makes a good decision.

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    20 Sep 2025

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    It’s been two long years since The New Republic won the War.

    Between becoming the new head of the GAR and taking care of the brothers that decided to stay, Cody looks up to find he’s lost something along the way.

    Obi-Wan spends every waking moment putting out fires, hunting down the root of corruption in the heart of the Senate, and negotiating treaties with the formerly separatist planets. He spends his days as a peacekeeper, doing what he had always done before the War. So why does it feel like he’s missing part of himself?

    Duty and responsibility have pulled them away from each other. But what happens when a mission gone wrong finally pushes them back together?

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    16 Sep 2025

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    “Kote.”

    Cody is looking up into the visor, he realizes. The Mandalorian is tall, and his chest is mere inches away from Cody’s own. It is so still, so at ease with the proximity. The confidence makes Cody want to look away first. There is a tap to his arm. His eyes drop to see gloved fingers knocking gently against the plastoid. He looks up to see that, somehow, the Mandalorian has softened.

    “The name of a sunrise,” they say. “Glory be, Kote.”

    “Keep your glory,” Cody says outside of himself. “I’ll take the sunrise.”

    (Obi-Wan fakes his death and Cody works through every stage of grief. He eventually decides that he's going to fuck his way out of the depression pit and finds himself falling in love with this handsome Mandalorian who he just keeps meeting.)

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    16 Sep 2025