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    Lance swallowed, an icy feeling creeping up his spine. “Hey, so…where is future me, anyway?” And judging by their reactions so far, he should have seen it coming.

    “I'm not sure how to say this.” Coran was the one to deliver the news. “He’s…or rather, you’re…dead.”

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    02 Feb 2026

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    “I missed you.” Keith’s words break through the flow of thoughts in Lance’s mind--a sudden breath of fresh air unexpectedly batting Lance in the face.

    The corners of Lance’s eyes crinkle. “Yeah?”

    “Mm.” Keith’s finger circles the top of his glass, ice cubes clinking together. “It’s boring on my own.”

    “Is that why you invited me here?” Lance arches an eyebrow; he has never seen the vampire quite so hesitant before. Never this vague.

    “We keep letting too much time pass us by,” Keith begins with an explanation but leaves too much dead space between his thoughts that Lance has to fill in.

    “I have a feeling this is more than a little reunion.”

    (or a story about two immortals finding each other over and over again)

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    31 Jan 2026

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    Eye twitching, Keith continues to stare incredulously at Lance before finally lowering his weapon--as if not finding him worth the time anymore. Lance relaxes at the sight. “I really hate myself right now for not staking you when I had the chance.”

    “I get it, Keith, I’m too pretty to kill. It happens to the best of ‘em.”

    “How’d you know my name?” Keith replies stupidly. Too surprised to be cautious.

    Narrowing his eyes, Lance makes a show of walking in a circle around Keith, gaze roaming up and down Keith’s body. “Vampire hunter? Terrible mullet? Perfect ass? Even more perfect kill record? Sweetheart, every vampire in this city knows about you. Plus we’re taking calculus together.”

    (or your classic vampire x vampire hunter modern AU)

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    31 Jan 2026

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    Zethrid claps them on the backs, knocking the breath from Lance’s lungs. “Why didn’t you tell us you were getting hitched?”

    “We, uh, this was--”

    “It was a beautiful ceremony.” Ezor pops up from behind Zethrid with Acxa not far behind at all.

    They’re really gathering a crowd now--of three people, but it’s still a crowd.

    “Will someone please start making sense…?” Lance’s voice cracks.

    (or a post canon accidental marriage fic for the holidays)

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    31 Jan 2026

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    The car pooling, she thought, represented this blurring of boundaries: not quite work but not quite personal life, either. If somebody asked her if she ever saw Langdon outside of the hospital, what should she say?

    Mel and Langdon car pool to work.

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    10 Jan 2026