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a case study on what happens when a bratty sub spends eighteen months in quarantine and gets so desperate she will have sex with the shy boy from boarding school that promises her orgasms.
aka muggle panville tinder au during the great panini
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09 Dec 2025
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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05 Mar 2025
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The thing about having friends in high places is that you are constantly being asked for favors. Which...would be fine if you weren't already an independent contractor in the field of herbology that was in high demand. Fortunately for Neville, his latest favor comes in the form of a summer "working" on Blaise Zabini's Tuscan vineyard in an attempt to solve a reoccurring blight issue.
A summer spent in the sun with delicious food, wine, a mysterious plant ailment, and the company of old schoolmates has Neville believing there must be something to answering the call of those favors after all.
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“You’re impossible.” Her desk didn’t feel like a big enough barrier between them, she’d need to flee the country soon. Maybe change her name to something inconspicuous like Angela or Phoebe. “Absolutely insane.”
“Yeah,” Malfoy nodded. “When it comes to you? I am.”
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Pansy Parkinson had once been on top of the world: she ran Hogwarts and was slated to become the next Lady Malfoy. But then, she lost it all. Left with nothing and wanting the horrors around her to end, she begged for Harry Potter to be turned over to the Dark Lord.
Neville Longbottom was fated to amount to nothing. He was not marked as the Dark Lord’s equal and he lacked the skills of his parents. But Neville would never give up, he would continue his parents’ fight, no matter what.
And then the war was over, but they were both forced to carry on and determine who they wanted to be instead of what was expected of them.
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- Part 2 of Little Loves