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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    As a piece of documentary filmmaking, it’s hardly groundbreaking. No one is going to be shocked by the revelation that Matt can’t shut the fuck up when he’s getting off, because it’s not like he can shut the fuck up at any other time.

    “God, feels— feels crazy, birdie, fuck. Feels— didn’t know— didn’t know it’d feel so good.”

    Jay is so focussed on his little home movie project that he almost doesn’t notice, is the worst part. He’s so used to it, the shape of that nickname in Matt’s mouth, the way it sounds immediately followed by the word fuck (though admittedly in a different context), but now it’s—

    Matt’s having a sex dream, and it’s about him.

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    10 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 8

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    “Whatcha doin’ there, Birdie?”

    “Oh, um,” Jay thought of the first lie that came to mind. “I met a girl on a dating app.”

    Matt rolled his lips. “A girl.” It wasn’t a question. It was a damnation.

    “Yeah,” Jay said. “You know, girls? Some of us like hooking up with girls, Matt.”

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    Jay is into posting pictures of himself on a seedy Y2K era sex forum.

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    28 Aug 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 13

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    Jay strikes out at a party one too many times. Who else is better to come to his aid than his best friend, Matt?

    (porn with very little plot)

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    28 Aug 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    “Holy shit,” Matt breathes. “What the fuck, bird?”

    In hindsight, Jay’s so lost in the sauce that Matt probably could have stood there and watched the whole show without being noticed: Jay, sprawled out on the couch, their couch, actually Matt’s couch, one foot hooked over the back rest, knees spread, and—

    Fuck!” Jay yelps.

    —and two fingers curled up inside his asshole.

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    16 Aug 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 20

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    Matt capped a small bottle and tossed it away without taking his eyes off Jay beneath him. “Hi, Birdie,” he murmured, sliding his hands onto Jay’s chest. “Did you have a nice nap?”

    “Yeah.” Jay wetted his mouth. “What’d you put on me?” He started to bring a hand up to his face but Matt swatted it back. “Wait, what—what’s on my neck?”

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    29 Jul 2026