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bump in the night by anathxmadevice
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
28 Aug 2026
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As a piece of documentary filmmaking, it’s hardly groundbreaking. No one is going to be shocked by the revelation that Matt can’t shut the fuck up when he’s getting off, because it’s not like he can shut the fuck up at any other time.
“God, feels— feels crazy, birdie, fuck. Feels— didn’t know— didn’t know it’d feel so good.”
Jay is so focussed on his little home movie project that he almost doesn’t notice, is the worst part. He’s so used to it, the shape of that nickname in Matt’s mouth, the way it sounds immediately followed by the word fuck (though admittedly in a different context), but now it’s—
Matt’s having a sex dream, and it’s about him.
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10 Sep 2026
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You, Unstoppable, Watchable by EveBabitz
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
28 Aug 2026
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“Whatcha doin’ there, Birdie?”
“Oh, um,” Jay thought of the first lie that came to mind. “I met a girl on a dating app.”
Matt rolled his lips. “A girl.” It wasn’t a question. It was a damnation.
“Yeah,” Jay said. “You know, girls? Some of us like hooking up with girls, Matt.”
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Jay is into posting pictures of himself on a seedy Y2K era sex forum.
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28 Aug 2026
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Not a Big Deal (or is it?) by reversebeartrap444
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
28 Jul 2026
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Jay strikes out at a party one too many times. Who else is better to come to his aid than his best friend, Matt?
(porn with very little plot)
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28 Aug 2026
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“Holy shit,” Matt breathes. “What the fuck, bird?”
In hindsight, Jay’s so lost in the sauce that Matt probably could have stood there and watched the whole show without being noticed: Jay, sprawled out on the couch, their couch, actually Matt’s couch, one foot hooked over the back rest, knees spread, and—
“Fuck!” Jay yelps.
—and two fingers curled up inside his asshole.
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16 Aug 2026
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Matt capped a small bottle and tossed it away without taking his eyes off Jay beneath him. “Hi, Birdie,” he murmured, sliding his hands onto Jay’s chest. “Did you have a nice nap?”
“Yeah.” Jay wetted his mouth. “What’d you put on me?” He started to bring a hand up to his face but Matt swatted it back. “Wait, what—what’s on my neck?”
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- Part 4 of red light/green light
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29 Jul 2026
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a fill for the prompt “mattjay, classic somnophilia”
“mmmthas’ good,” Matt sleep-mumbles, marble-mouthed. Jay bites his own bottom lip to keep from giggling. He’s really getting him good! Idiot! Moron! This is so perfect. This is so genius. Word of this will spread and MTV will surely come a-callin’, begging him to help them re-stage this epic prank on someone else on Jackass or Punk’d or something, and soon enough he’ll be the mastermind to get them a gig at the Rivoli. This is like cooking two birds with one spoon or whatever.
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28 Jul 2026
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i'm just the fool you took me for by partydress
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
05 Jul 2026
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“You… she…. what?”
“It’s not… it’s not really that weird. It’s like… it’s like how girls like to watch gay porn sometimes, you know?” Matt raises an eyebrow at him, and Jay hurries through. “Or like when you make two girls kiss in front of you.”
“You make girls kiss each other?”
“No, I mean, I don’t. I’m just saying, guys do that. It’s, like, a thing guys do.”
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28 Jul 2026
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nirvanna the band the show the slash by Anonymous
Fandom Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
07 Sep 2026
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23 Jul 2026
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The Birdwatcher by stacirrem
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
22 Jul 2026
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He would have to go undercover of course, disguise himself as a neutral third party he could goad Jay into revealing his secrets to, get him to confess–on tape!–that he was just biding his time until he was ready to leave Matt behind in the dust, a solo act on his way to fame and fortune and crowds of people fawning all over him. Wasn’t his own devotion enough? No sold out stadium or arena across the world could come close to the adoration he had at home. Matt was his number one fan.
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Jay is hiding something from him, so Matt must resort to spying, espionage, things of that nature.
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23 Jul 2026
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Mystery Work
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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15 Jul 2026
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foxes mate for life by caleheadism
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
11 Jul 2026
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Jay lifts his head, staring down at him, running his hands over Matt’s clothed chest. “Hi,” he smiles.
“Hi,” Matt curls his fingers in his hair, blinking up at him. His greys are really coming in now, lightening up those dark sideburns. The ones on his chin drive Matt crazy. He’s getting older. They both are. One minute, they’re moving into an apartment on Queen Street West. The next they have a house, they have a life together.
“I’m nervous,” Jay lets out a lilting laugh.
The fear on his face is a familiar one. Do you really think we should do this, Matt? or I don’t know, I’m not sure about this one.
“What for?” Matt asks, as if he isn’t nervous too. He can’t let Jay know. Besides, he’s always braver when he knows that Jay is scared. He pushes everything forward. For the both of them. “It’s me.”
Jay takes that in. “Yeah,” he nods, the furrow between his brow meaning he’s actually thinking, processing his agreement. “It’s you.”
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After everything, Matt and Jay have sex.
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11 Jul 2026
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“Did you fuck her?”
Jay doubts that that was on the table, that there was any world in which Kayla would have fucked him, in which their coffee date turned movie-on-the-couch would have turned into anything but a few chaste kisses, the game ending firmly at first base. Jay laughs because it’s funny.
The laughter bubbles in his chest, and where he wouldn’t normally push the issue, he launches himself back into Matt’s space, loops his arms around his neck, and pulls him in for a hug.
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09 Jul 2026
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Ears burning with shame, Frank said, “And I get $500?”
“Yeah,” Gerard almost whispered.
Frank’s throat made a little nervous noise against his will. He cleared the sound away, meeting Gerard’s heavy gaze with what he hoped looked like professional resolve.
“I could really use that $500.”
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08 Jul 2026
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all i ever wanted was the world by galmasfuck
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
13 Jun 2026
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"I mean, two guys who suck each other off its-"
Matt nods, "pretty faggy" He supplies.
"Right but like, just one blowjob?" Jay is nailing this. "That's just uh- a favour"
Matt hums softly. For the first time in his life he's deciding to be quiet and it's driving Jay a little crazy.
"So we just gotta decide."
"Is this why you wanted to play Mario cart."
"No! This just- I just thought of this."
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Webseries Jay is bored and tired and horny and not very smart
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05 Jul 2026
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hands up/now hands down by bitedownharder
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
02 Jun 2026
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“I dunno, Matt.” Jay ran his hands up and down his thighs, tense. “I think this is pretty lame at our age.”
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- Part 1 of red light/green light
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10 Jun 2026
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“You can’t do anything by yourself, can you, Bird?”
Matt paused like he wanted Jay to answer, a complete departure from his usual scolding methods. Jay fumbled around for a response. “I, uh— I’m— I can do stuff,” he said. “With— without you.” The defense was weak. His heart wasn’t in it. Jay also knew, deep down inside himself, that what Matt said was true.
“No, you can’t,” Matt corrected condescendingly. “Every time you try, you fail. It’s embarrassing, really. You’re useless without me.”
In which Matt tells Jay how stupid he is, and Jay learns something new about himself.
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- Part 72 of Gimme, Gimme, Gimme
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08 Jun 2026
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i wish you'd talk, talk, wish you'd talk, talk, wish you'd talk, talk, wish you'd just talk to me by ingydar
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
08 Jun 2026
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“This is actually,” Matt says, laughing dryly, “kind of a ridiculous conversation, eh?”
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08 Jun 2026
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Those With The Eyes To See by StardustSharpie
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
02 Jun 2026
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Two key truths had remained constant for Jay McCarrol since his childhood: one, Matt was always there; and two, Jay had no real sense of direction in his life.
On the rare occasions in which he had allowed himself to reflect on it, Jay had always ended up reaching the same conclusion: a change in number one must be the key to changing number two.
After experiencing a timeline without Matt at his side and making the decision to go back to set things right, though, Jay realizes how much he values the life that they have together, and it finally occurs to him that maybe the purpose that he’s been searching for his whole life has been right there in front of him the entire time.
Or, Jay decides to propose to Matt.
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29 May 2026
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The Mindset by prizewinningfruitcake
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
03 Mar 2026
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Matt blurts, “Have you ever tried, uh, edging?”
Jay stares.
“No? I do it all the time,” he lies. “It’s kind of involved, but you'd be surprised at how hard you can come, dude. For like four hours once I could only see in black and white.” Jay doesn't interrogate him about this. Jay doesn't say anything. It's like his battery ran out. “Jay?” Matt’s sitting up to investigate when his eyes catch on the noticeable bulge in Jay’s shorts. His stomach does a roller coaster drop flip.
Jay sees him see it. After a beat he seems to regain the ability to speak. “... Are you offering?”
What starts as a visualization exercise ends up dragging some unspoken desires into the open.
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28 May 2026
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the place where i fell asleep inside you by bitedownharder
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
04 May 2026
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He looped the controller cord around the tip of his finger and watched it start to turn purple. Something had to go back to normal soon or he would end up eating all the furniture in the apartment and waiting to die from it.
Matt wakes up next to Jay. Matt falls asleep next to Jay.
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- Part 3 of semi-charmed life
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05 May 2026