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It's like Stede can't get enough of him, like he needs to climb inside Ed's skin, like he'll only be satisfied if he fully consumes him.
Ed intends to let him.
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My take on the s2e6 sex scene.
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24 Dec 2025
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stab a sorry heart with your favorite finger by newtkelly
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
19 Oct 2023
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Ed strips off his leathers, and thinks that he’d like it very much if he never had to put them back on.
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23 Dec 2025
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Missing scene after season 2 episode 6. Their first time.
Tonight is different. The sea is calm. Izzy has a rapt audience above board, belting to the skies. His voice carries over the waves, over the moonlight on the water, over the distant cries of a man drowning in ocean black as night.
Tonight, Ed is in Stede's bed, lips parting and then coming together again as Stede's fingers move in him.
“You're nothing of what that man said, Ed,” Stede whispers. Stede's chest is still heaving, heart still beating heavy under Ed's palm as if— he just— best not think too hard about it. What happened on deck. This is adrenaline transmuted to passion. Ed knows it well. Same chemicals, arousal. Arousal from fear, arousal like this...
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23 Dec 2025
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Ask anyone: Edward Teach is the greatest pro surfer in the world. Or, he was. Now he’s retired, and burnt out, and okay maybe possibly dealing with a bit of untreated clinical depression. He hasn’t stepped foot in the water in almost two years—can’t even bring himself to go for a dip in the private pool at his fancy apartment complex, although not for lack of trying. Enter: Stede Bonnet. Also known as Pool DILF. Also also known as the love of Ed’s life. And love makes us do crazy things. Like maybe pretending you don’t know how to swim so your crush will offer to teach you.
What could go wrong?
A Reverse Big Bang collab with Sailor's Ruin!
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Ed is the faculty coach for the academic competition Erudicious. He is going to crush his rival Stede Bonnet at the finals this weekend.
...metaphorically.
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