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    A video of Shane sucking Ilya’s dick is leaked. Over the next twenty-four hours, Ilya goes on an odyssey.

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    17 Mar 2026

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    iamanya @ilyarozanovsmole
    insert this clip into a compilation of sad puppies and you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference
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    hollanov4ever @shanesfreckles
    and i’ve BEEN saying this. that man is just a lost little puppy without ilya

    bostonhockeyontop @wemissilya
    i don’t ride for ottawa but the little stick tap onto the empty ice where rozy’s stick usually is…come onnnnnnn i’m sick

     

    Or: Ilya hurts his ankle and is out for a game. Shane has to do their pre-game superstition alone. Harris posts it on the internet and people predictably lose their shit.

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    17 Mar 2026

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    “See?” Ilya said, his mouth close to Shane’s ear. “He wants to watch. Everyone wants to watch you. They are all seeing how beautiful you are.”

    Shane’s gaze flew back to Hayden. Hayden could feel his heart hammering against his ribs, but he didn’t hesitate this time. “It’s true,” he said. “It’s all true.”

    Or: Hayden visits Ilya and Shane for what is supposed to be a casual hangout.

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    25 Feb 2026

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    “Hollander.” Shane’s head snaps back to his left. Ilya is much closer, pace slightly hurried. “Come here.” His voice sort of mimics the way one would talk to an animal paralyzed in fight-or-flight. Shane is not sure what to make of that.

    He slowly turns his head in the opposite direction, where his vision tunnels on the door for the stairwell. It almost glows like a special item in a video game, like a hint. Without giving himself time to doubt, he bolts.

    “Wha- Hollander, what the fuck!” Ilya shouts in audible disbelief, and Shane distinctly hears matching thuds of frantic footsteps behind him; Ilya is chasing after him. Shane runs faster, positively sprinting at this point. He’s the fastest skater in the NHL right now. He can do this. He flings the door open and bounds down the steps two at a time, hitting the walls with each turn of a corner. If he eats shit on this filthy floor and embarrasses himself in front of Ilya, he thinks, he’ll never let himself see the light of day ever again.

    or alternatively, in which Shane accidentally sends the text, and Ilya chases after him. Like, actually chases after him.

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    25 Feb 2026

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    The video leaks on a random Tuesday, halfway through Shane Hollander’s first season with the Ottawa Centaurs. After the relationship and subsequent marriage between infamous rivals and to-be Hall-of-Famers Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov was revealed at the end of the previous season, all eyes were on the Centaurs and their newlyweds.

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    A video from the Voyageurs locker room before Game 4 of Ottawa vs. Montreal leaks.

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    24 Feb 2026