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The way Ningguang called her ‘captain’ did something to Beidou’s heart. She didn't know whether it was a good or bad thing. The only thing she know was that her heart skipped a beat. Maybe she's having a heart attack, who knows.
That happened a lot when Beidou spent time with Ningguang. The tiniest things Ningguang said could make the captain's face red. Not that Beidou would ever admit that she got flustered because of the Tianquan. No way.
Beidou didn't need to do it because Ningguang knew. She always knew.
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A Totally Normal Sunday Morning by ranchNmunch
Fandoms: 富豪刑事 Balance:UNLIMITED | Fugou Keiji: Balance:Unlimited (Anime)
25 Nov 2020
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Kato Haru was beautiful.
He's too perfect for this world. Kato Haru was really brave and kind, he wouldn't even think twice to help people in need. That's what Kambe Daisuke loved about him. He loved his smile, he loved how hardworking he was, he loved how his day always brightened up when Haru arrived at work, Daisuke loved everything about Kato Haru.
Except for this one thing.
His morning breath was awful.
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Kamei interrupts Harudai's peaceful Sunday morning.
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Phainon has a mysterious housekeeper who constantly cooks for him, leaving the dishes out on his table like a cat with dead mice.
Mydei has a mysterious housekeeper who constantly keeps cleaning up his house.
Neither of them have seen their odd helpers' faces.
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28 Dec 2025
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“Are you pregnant?!”
Mydei looks to his right: Perdikkas seems to have lost all the color from his face and Ptolemy is fanning him with a piece of paper. He looks to his left: Leonnius is typing on his cell phone as if his life depended on it and Peucesta is pacing in place like a caged lion.
Look ahead again: the vein on Hephaestion's forehead could very well burst if Mydei doesn't watch his words.
Anyway, “There was no need to make such a fuss.”
The sigh of the pink-haired boy could be heard from here to Xianzhou.
“Mydeimos.” Oh, he's angry. Mydei settled more comfortably in his seat, avoiding putting any weight on his belly. “You've been hiding your pregnancy for almost three months.”
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Or where Mydei tries to hide his pregnancy to keep his rock band's world tour going. Of course, that is, until Hephaestion finds out, which leads to everyone else finding out, and now Mydei has to get to the hard part: telling his husband, Phainon.
PREGDEIWEEK DAY1: Pregnancy Reveal + Dry Humping
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27 Dec 2025
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Mydei - works at a cat-girl maid cafe as the honorary dubbed 'diversity hire', being the only male. He mainly only handles annoying guests and preparing orders.
Phainon - is a streamer who had a charity goal reached where he would go to a maid cafe. Not aware the man of his one-sided affections from college would be there, and deem him an annoying guest.
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mydei and phainon get wingmaned into going on a date and end up having sex. the maid dress and cat ears are there. 17k words of lead up and 11k of sex.Bookmarked by ranchNmunch
22 Dec 2025
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being a transfer student is hard. being in love with the transfer student that wants nothing to do with you is harder.
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20 Dec 2025
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i might say something stupid by dangodangomilk
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
11 Aug 2025
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Nevertheless, if anyone in Amphoreus ever did find themselves on the receiving end of Phainon’s actual wrath, and unless they shared Mydei’s gift of immortality, they probably wouldn’t live to see the next Entry Hour. Probably wouldn't want to either.
Honestly, Mydei wanted to test that theory.
Pushing Phainon's buttons becomes one of Mydei's favourite pastimes.
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19 Dec 2025