18 Works by ratherbeblue
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what's wrong with a little baby making between friends? by ratherbeblue
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
18 Aug 2024
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“Hey, hey, what’s wrong? I thought you’d like the idea of auntie Robin being an incubator for your little nuggets.”
Steve wrinkles his nose a little.
“Yeah, but you couldn't do that.”
Robin watches him.
“Well why not?”
“What?”
“Steve, I would literally die for you, why wouldn’t I do this?” -
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They fall together like this every once in a while, when Ed’s passed out drunk or they find themselves together at the same port.
Izzy asks with his eyes and Jack answers with his hands and it’s easy.
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idolizing a politician is like believing the stripper really likes you by ratherbeblue
Fandoms: South Park
20 Aug 2023
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Kyle wanted to scoff, at her outdated and cheesy song choice, at her dumb campy outfit, at her clearly box dyed red hair.
He turned to share a look of derision with Cartman, but when he tried to make eye contact, Cartman didn’t budge, his eyes were locked solely on Cherry as she twisted her body to the beat of the music.
Kyle watched him watch her, confused and a little angry. -
you're in his DMs? i'm in his walls, we are not the same. by ratherbeblue
Fandoms: South Park
27 Jul 2023
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Kyle Broflovski puts on a show, Eric Cartman watches through hidden cameras.
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Kyle Broflovski is Gods perfect omega and Eric Cartman just happens to be there by ratherbeblue
Fandoms: South Park
24 Jul 2023
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“Kyle!” Eric whispers sharply, trying to get him to snap back into reality.
Luckily it works and Kyle lets out a questioning moan.
“Oh, I-” Kyle’s eyes blink open and then close again slowly, his hips still moving. “Huh?”
Eric rolls his eyes.
“Dude, what kind of suppressants are you on? They aren’t doing shit.” -
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“I’m just saying, it’s not like you’re drowning in bitches here, Kyle.” He steps forward in his stupid, stupid heels that make them almost the same height. “Face it, I’m the next best thing.”
Cartman pushes himself against Kyle. He can feel the soft flesh of Cartman’s chest, pushed into the cups of a bra in some gross simulacrum of breasts, pressing into him and it makes him so angry he sees red.
“You’re fucking disgusting is what you are.” Kyle spits back.
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pussy was invented to distract men from recording podcasts by ratherbeblue
Fandoms: South Park
14 Jun 2023
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kyle is having a crisis, eric kind of likes it, and stan and wendy aren't here yet
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- Part 1 of hell polycule
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let's play barbie, you'll be ken and i'll be the box you come in by ratherbeblue
Fandoms: South Park
14 May 2023
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“Marjorine? What are you doing here?” Kenny is shocked, but can’t stop the curl of his lips fast enough for her not to notice.
Her ocean blue eyes are wide already, begging for something she hasn’t even asked him for yet. She bites her lip before she speaks. -
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"You really are no better than a dog, aren't you?"
Viago and Anton get up to puppy play themed fun, someone breaks a bone, and Anton finds subspace (and love?).
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“So, what’s in it for me?” Jack asks, his cocksure and rumbling voice scratching at Izzy’s ears in the worst possible way.
“Name it.” Izzy says.
“You know I’ve always wanted to find out what that stick up your ass looks like.”
“Fuck off.” Izzy snarls
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Roots in my Dreamland by ratherbeblue
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
19 Feb 2021
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After thirteen years apart from her childhood best friend Antonia Crowley is faced with a rare and strange opportunity to make up for her past mistakes and change her life forever, and she is not about to let that slip through her fingers.
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part 2 of my soulmate dream sharing AU, title from carly rae jepsen's when i needed you
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- Part 2 of Dreaming is Free
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Day 6 for Fjorclay week-Domesticity, aka my fluffy post-adventure married life fic.
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When Fjord dreams he’s in the woods.
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- Part 1 of Dreaming is Free
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There was once a small island in the middle of the sea, for many years it was bright and green and had many visitors. Until one day the sea grew cold and the sky grew dark and all the ships and travellers that once came from far and wide to see the island stopped coming entirely.
Soon all that was left on the island, which was still green and bright, was one lonely lighthouse, and it’s keeper that lived inside. -
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“Don’t uh, don’t worry about me, Caduceus. I know it looked bad but-”
“It was bad.” He snaps. Fjord stills immediately, instincts automatically categorizing the words as a threat coming from his normally calm and collected friend.
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lament for the lonely, left behind, and forgotten by ratherbeblue
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
13 Dec 2019
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He’s gone over and over it in his mind and he knows the truth, and the conclusion about himself he must draw from it.
When people leave Derry they forget.
So he can’t leave Derry.
Ever.
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2 atoms in a molecule by ratherbeblue
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
21 Nov 2019
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Hello and welcome to my completely self indulgent AV club nerd Richie/track team jock Eddie au fic.