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Uchiha Sasuke lives a boring, corporate life. And that's fine by him.
Until a loud blonde with no concept of personal space asks him the stupidest question he's ever heard at his regular gym.
"How much do you weigh?"
That should be the end of it. Instead, it changes everything.
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They're just really horny and (eventually) in love.
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02 Aug 2026
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Naruto Uzumaki doesn't really know how heats work. Thankfully, Sasuke is so nice that he'll show him :3
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17 Jul 2026
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Sasuke comes home from a mission after getting hit by a jutsu.
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17 Jul 2026
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This time, when she rolls her eyes, it’s a little exasperated, but the smile on her face remains smug. “Professionally, as your doctor, I’m telling you to slowly, er… condition him. Make him tired before bed, before or after he takes the pills. Maybe even start from today, just so it’ll take even less time.”
Sakura’s grin widens, just a smidge, but enough to raise the hairs on Sasuke’s arm. “Non-professionally, as your friend, I’m telling you to fuck him until he can’t do anything but rest."
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03 Jul 2026