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"The speedrun world record on this version in the category ”any% glitchless, random seed, singleplayer” is currently 18 minutes 28 seconds 932 milliseconds. If you beat it, I will let you and your one-eyed friend go wherever the fuck you want. Get it?"
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Admin 4 has offered Andrew freedom in exchange of him beating the world record in speedrunning. With Assimilation still hunting him down, can he really accomplish it?
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A cat’s place is on the roof, a bird’s place is in the trees by Inkonstantin
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
26 Mar 2019
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Chapter 1: Happiness was supposed to be something that only happened to other people.
(An AU in which Hayato is an actual kid, instead of a creepy plot-convenience device, which results in absolutely no Justice being enacted whatsoever but Happiness reigning supreme.)
[Or: In which I make a fucking serial killer fucking cute and it fucking works.]
Chapter 2: Jotaro makes a new friend.
Who turns out to have once been an enemy, but it’s funny how drastically some things can change.
[Or: In which Justice gets screwed over yet again, and people who suck at friendship somehow end up with friends.]
Chapter 3: In which there are confusing moral/philosophical dilemmas and Josuke watches (and helps) his friends move on from Yoshikage Kira.
Chapter 4: Jotaro visits his wife and daughter, a little bit changed for having become friends with Kosaku Kawajiri.
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- Part 5 of If I had to describe the color of your eyes, I'd call them a magnificent shade of pain (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure fics with a heavy focus on character psychology)
- Part 1 of Bizarre days in the Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town of Morioh
Bookmarked by retrorapport
06 Feb 2026
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On slow days, sometimes AndreW2002's chat gets distracted.
Sometimes, this goes in directions it's not meant to.
A series exploring the nature of Andre's mind, and what the Administrators have and will do with it.
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- Part 1 of AFK Universe
Bookmarked by retrorapport
24 Dec 2025
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A series where V2 survives and follows V1 around hell.
Little queer machines.
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GridKingdom AU by ArcticfallsArctic
Fandom Collinlock16 (Web Series), Collinlock16 - Oneshef (Web Series), Minecraft (Video Game)
21 Nov 2025
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18 Nov 2025
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Abiotic Factors by bonebuckets
Fandom Collinlock16 (Web Series), Collinlock16 - Oneshef (Web Series), Minecraft (Video Game)
09 Feb 2026
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For works in the Collinlock16 continuum following the events of Respite. New works slow to come, but will come eventually!
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Bookmarked by retrorapport
16 Nov 2025