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how much downtime do i have? by rhodeytony
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
18 Sep 2020
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Lan Wangji hates debate tournaments. They're loud, long, and the drama kids never shut up.
There's one silver lining.
His name is Wei Wuxian.
or; how lan wangji and wei wuxian fall in love over the course of the final debate season of their high school careers.
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This mission fucking sucks. Napoleon has nightmares. There’s some pining, but it’s all mutual.
Or; Napoleon has a nightmare and Illya comforts him. Kinda.
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“i’m working with him?” napoleon asked incredulously.
“trust me, i don’t want to be working with some american cowboy either” illya said, crossing his arms.
“american cowboy? is there any other type if cowboy?”
or the one where gaby and waverly start UNCLE and recruit napoleon and illya. napoleon and illya don’t exactly get along but they sure as hell do get the job done.
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Summer. Paris. 1963.
Two men who have known nothing but death, destruction, and the feel of a trigger, fall in love.
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Illya works at the post office. Napoleon is addicted to online shopping and calling the post office to check on his packages. Gaby just drives Napoleon because he can't drive.
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What Lies Beneath These Hallowed Woods by meekome
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Sep 2023
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The shadows are alive. Writhing and twisting around him, creeping over him, between his fingers, around his throat, curious and hungry. The dirt beneath is black like dried blood, which makes the shards and fragments of bones half-buried around him easy to see, white and glimmering unnaturally bright in the gloom.
Then something looks at him, from behind the shadows, and Wei Wuxian flinches at the weight of its attention.
“Who are you?” Wei Wuxian says, voice echoing strangely as the silence stretches and the resentment nips at his skin, held back by this thing he cannot see.
You do not have a name for what I am, it finally says.
Wei Wuxian sucks in a slow breath. “What are you, then?”
The trees bend and snap in a sudden breeze and the ghosts around him spin and whine, and Wei Wuxian is horrified to realize it is laughing.
Shall I let you see, little cultivator? Doing so has driven more humans mad than the number of bones that sleep beneath your feet.
But Wei Wuxian has never been good at ignoring knowledge, no matter the consequences, and he does not look away.
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25 Sep 2023
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(11:53AM) Are you always this grumpy?
(11:54AM) No, I think that’s just the effect you have on me.
(11:54AM) Oooh~ I have an effect on you?
(11:54AM) Yeah, a negative effect.
Or: In the midst of a pandemic, Minghao accidentally texts the wrong number.
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02 Feb 2022
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The Murder of Crows by cerbykerby
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
03 Nov 2020
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"By the Heavens, did you hear? The Yiling Patriarch has been invited to the Discussion Conference in Qinghe!"
Gossip was, by far, the fastest way for information to spread.
"What! Whose idea was that!?"
It was not the most accurate or most reliable method, but people were people, and the tedium of daily life would always bore them.
"I heard it was the Nie Sect leader's suggestion."
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After thirteen years in the Burial Mounds, the Yiling Patriarch finally makes a public reappearance. Civilians are scared. Cultivators are outraged. Sect Leaders are concerned. Wei Wuxian has been too quiet, they say, and nobody knows what dark horrors the Burial Mounds may now contain.
Wei Wuxian wouldn't quite call them dark horrors, but the description wasn't too far off.
(tl;dr Wei Wuxian lives, raises a whole gaggle of demonic cultivator children, and the cultivation world panics.)
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17 Aug 2020
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when we’re full of stories to be told by fakeplasticlily
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
20 Jun 2020
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Flushing in embarrassment, Wei Ying hurries over to A-Yuan and crouches to place his hands on his shoulders. “A-Yuan, that’s enough,” he says. “Sorry, Lan Zhan, he used to go to a different bookstore where they host regular storytimes, I think he thinks you’re the designated storyteller for the day—”
He gets to his feet, holding A-Yuan at his hip, and glances up to look at Lan Zhan. It’s an awful, terrible, horrible mistake. This close, every detail of his face is utterly inescapable.
“Story time,” says A-Yuan, lower lip wobbling dangerously.
Wei Ying glances around, finding people staring curiously at the scene unfolding before them. “A-Yuan,” he hisses urgently. “We need to go. I’ll tell you a story on the way home, okay?”
“Do you really need to go?”
Wei Ying starts at Lan Zhan’s voice. He’s still looking steadily at him, an unreadable expression in his eyes.
(Seven years after running away from home to pursue a story that would expose one of the biggest media scandals in recent years, Wei Ying runs into the last person he’s expecting to see at a quaint, forgotten bookstore he hasn’t set foot in for a very long time.)
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22 Jun 2020
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the best of you by sysrae
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 May 2020
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When Jin Zixuan calls in a favour, Lan Wangji ends up renting his spare room to Wei Wuxian.
It doesn't go how any of them expected.