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• The Great Liberal Polyamory by rococoprincess

  Fandoms: The Rest is Politics (Podcast)  

  • Explicit
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
  • F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi
  • Work in Progress

  16 Jan 2026

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • John Locke (1632-1704)
  • John Stuart Mill
  • John Rawls (Philosopher)
  • Betty Friedan
  • Mary Wollstonecraft
  • Jean-Jacques Rousseau
  • Francis Fukuyama
  • Herbert Henry Asquith
  • Adam Smith (1723-1790)
  • Jeremy Bentham
  • John Maynard Keynes
  • Immanuel Kant
  • Isaiah Berlin
  • Lord Acton
  • Heavy BDSM
  • Improper Use of Phones
  • Tooth-Rotting Fluff
  • Light Angst
  • Lemon
  • Fruit
  • Liberalism
  • Politics
  • A-Level Edexcel Politics

  Summary

  It's Herbert Henry Asquith's first day at GAG (Get A Girlfriend) high school after transferring from FAB (Find A boyfriend) high school due to war breaking out on the Cupkakia Strip in Floptropica. On his first day, he meets the Jumbo Js, the school lesbians, and the token aisan student. How will he cope with his new life?

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  157

  Chapters:

  1/?

  Comments:

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  Kudos:

  7

  Hits:

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