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The Perils of Idiocy: Or, the Rah-Rah-Rainbows Glitter-Up-Your-Arse Sunshine-Straightjacket Jinx by Stinkerbelly
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Apr 2026
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Harry gaped at Hermione. “You did this?”
“Might’ve,” she replied with a shrug.
Severus’s brain tried for: I already have a dreadful migraine, Potter, so kindly piss off before you make it worse.
What emerged instead: “Harry, you beacon of plucky perseverance, what happy twist of fate brings us your heart-warming sincerity and scruffily heroic energy today?”
A short, terrible silence followed.
“I think,” said Harry, very slowly, “I’d much rather be shouted at.”
“I would also much rather you be shouted at,” Minerva agreed.
“Right,” Harry said faintly. “Clearly I’ve walked into something much stranger than I thought.”
Severus’s brain tried for: Then kindly fuck off, you Potter-haired fuck-face.
But instead, Severus’s mouth chirped: “Keep believing in yourself, Harry! Gold stars, all around! And your hair is such a wonderfully spirited celebration of your individuality!”
Harry backed towards the door. “And I think I’m going to leave and let all of you sort out whatever—” he made a vague gesture, “—this is.”
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- Part 1 of Pranks
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07 May 2026
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Draco bets Hermione a thousand galleons she won’t ask out the taciturn and slightly intimidating Severus Snape. Hermione is not one to turn down a challenge, or a thousand galleons come to think of it....
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26 Apr 2026
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After Hermione finished explaining, there was a long silence while Harry tried to think of what to say. Unfortunately, Ron spoke first.
"But isn't he like...old enough to be your grandad?" Ron asked.
"Ronald! Don't be ridiculous! Severus is ten years younger than your parents."
"And the same year as my parents," Harry offered, "so he's old enough to be her dad, not her grandpa."
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26 Apr 2026
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To get a divorce, they need to have a son. If they can survive co-habitation, that is.
Shameless use of the Marriage Law trope - you know you love it... ;)
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26 Apr 2026
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“I have a problem.”
“Only one?”SS/HG HEA...Always :)
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- Part 1 of P&P Prompts 2025
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25 Apr 2026