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    A sugar daddy AU that barely even qualifies as a sugar daddy AU, because these two can't do anything right.

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    A notorious serial killer, held in a prison in New Mexico, has been diagnosed with a life-threatening illness. After Hotch and Rossi interview him and determine that there may be more victims of his making out there, the team must figure out a way to discover where the missing victims are — if there are any at all — before the man passes away.

    Despite plenty of protests from certain members, Spencer is elected to go undercover as a prisoner and retrieve as much information as he can on the whereabouts of the girls.

    They wouldn’t send him in completely unguarded, of course. No, Derek will be right in there with him, sharing his cell and ready to stake his claim if any of the other inmates get any funny ideas.

    That’s the plan, anyway.

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    There’s a killer loose on the streets of California, targeting drug-addicted prostitutes after watching them have sex with their clients. With the murders excelling at an alarming rate, Spencer comes up with the controversial idea to go undercover; he’ll pose as the perfect prostitute, and the killer will target him instead of a citizen. Morgan’s not happy with letting him out in the field by himself, and so Spencer offers a solution: Derek can act as the client.

    By the time they’re up against each other at the back of the club, it doesn’t feel like either of them are acting anymore.

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    Later, Roy will swear that it started out completely innocently. A bit of harmless fun, though it could be very well argued that he has a slightly skewed understanding of fun. Or harmless, for that matter. The intention is—well, not good-natured, quite the opposite really, but he doesn’t mean for anything in particular to happen. Except having Edward scream at him a little, perhaps, which shouldn’t be something he takes as much pleasure in as he does, he’s aware, though it’s difficult not to when Edward’s rants always make for such great entertainment.

    Then again, aggravating his subordinates for his own amusement in the first place is not something he should have any plausible reason for doing—except for the fact that he is a terrible man with a godawful sense of humour and not a shred of healthy sensibility, but that is neither here nor there.

    or: Roy merely wants to be little bit of an asshole and accidentally uncovers Edward’s praise kink.

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