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Holly Potter and the Midlife Crisis by Enigmaris
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
16 Sep 2020
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“The first group I sent over made the Avengers uncomfortable by thanking them constantly and asking for autographs. The next group stole things to sell on ebay. The group after that didn’t even get through the front door because Stark’s security system found something in their background that we missed. The fourth group left traumatized after cleaning out Thor’s room, apparently the god had some beheaded poultry dripping blood into a bowl in there. Then after that every group I’ve left hasn’t lasted more than three days because of some problem or another. I’m pretty sure one of those assholes has made it a game to scare my workers away.”
“I don’t think you’re supposed to call the heroes of New York assholes.”
Or, cleaning up after the Avengers involves more than just getting blood stains out of the carpet and most of them can't take the heat. Thankfully the Savior of the Wizarding has spent the last decade cleaning up after Death Eaters, so she's up to the task. Nothing, not pranks, bird corpses, or unidentified slime will keep her from cleaning up.
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THE SUMMARY WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS CAUSE IM FORGETFUL
sososososo good what even
holly potter
gender bent
holly is a leaning lady for the avengers
personification of life
knitting
gay love interest
so much plot
stopping thanos
befriending hela, if it can even be called that
absolutely pummeling odin
loki was friends with holly's great grandfather
sneaking into the afterlife
so much pain and comfort and humour
finding natasha's parents
helping the hulk have fun
helping loki's mental problems
unveiling the magical world
odin messed up the spell when loki hid the magical world to protect them and he thought they all died
friga is a good queen
holly goes into overtired comas
reconsiling with dudley (he lives in russia/germany?? and is a profesional boxer)
GETS A THERAPIST
sam is amazing
bucky/winter comes back and tries to kill her
outsmarts hydra
becomes sparkly
painting with steve
so much
hermione and ron have to give everyone a talk on how to deal with holly
hogwarts and jarvis get together
nearly dying too many times
that's all i can remember right now but there is SO MUCH going on and it's amazing
oh clint's kid is a witch and she and teddy become friends -
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LONG fic charting the marauders' time at Hogwarts (and beyond) from Remus' PoV - diversion from canon in that Remus's father died and he was raised in a children's home, and is a bit rough around the edges. Otherwise canon-compliant.
1971 - 1995This IS a wolfstar fic, but incredibly slow burn. Literally years. Long build up but worth it I promise!
PLEASE DO NOT COPY TO WATTPAD. SERIOUSLY, WHY??
Spotify playlist:
https://open.spotify.com/user/htl2006/playlist/3z2NbLq2IVGG0NICBqsN2D?si=Liyl_JKJSx2RUqks3p50kg(Compiled by amazing reader, JustAnotherPerson)
DISCLAIMER: I do not support JK Rowling's disgusting transphobic views.
NOTE: I AM NO LONGER READING OR REPLYING TO COMMENTS ON THIS FIC
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- Part 1 of All the Young Dudes
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16 Sep 2021
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I don't know what to feel anymore
fuck
Grant is an angel and deserves better
so many people are dead
Yaz and Marlene
Mrs prongs
Wildstar
sad
so sad
canon compliant
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Not Homer's Iliad by kaufmanl for thisdoodlebug
Fandoms: Greek and Roman Mythology, The Iliad - Homer, The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, Hellenistic Religion & Lore
18 Mar 2021
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“Don’t you see?!” Cassandra demands, grabbing Nestor by the shoulders and shaking him. Patroclus watches the show with mild interest. “There are cool kids and there are losers, there are jocks and rich kids and geeks and goths and stoners and everything in between, and what we’re about to enter is a swirling vortex of horror wherein they all intermix.”
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Or, in which Patroclus pines after Achilles, Achilles pines after Patroclus, Briseis plays matchmaker, Odysseus has bad ideas, Diomedes has worse ones, Agamemnon sucks, Menelaus can't hold down a girlfriend, and the entire school goes to war.
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15 Jan 2022
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the game
killing people by tackling them
patroclus punches hector
hector is actually decent and has to care for all his siblings because he parents fucked off to who knows where
achilles is an idiot
they used to be friends before they grew apart
patroclus keeps putting his foot in his mouth
nintendogs and not knowing what gravity is
this is beautiful and really cute and u want to read it again
solving things with fights
realistic relationships
achilles as shrek for halloween
the whole sorority jacket dilemma
briseis is a great friend as always
sitting at the cool kids table
cassandra has premonitions but no one takes her seriously
patroclus' dad is kinda abusive but they kinda make up in the end
sabotaging a football game
multiple people end up in hospital
doctor patroclus but really he just reads a lot of wiki articles
this is so good holy cow -
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“Then why untie me?”
The man grins, terribly amused, and awfully affectionate. Andromache wants to look away, but for some reason, can’t. Maybe because the look in his eye reminds her of herself, a lifetime ago. “Because my beloved is soft, and kind, and will flay me alive if he’d known I tied up a woman.”
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05 Dec 2021
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Noriko and Andy
Noriko dies
nicky dyes his hair
Greece
tracking them
slitting Andy's neck and throwing her over a horse -
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Draco Malfoy has been missing for three years. Harry is assigned the cold case and finds himself slowly falling in love with the memories he collects.
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- Part 1 of Running on Air
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16 Dec 2020