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Simplicity, Simplicity, Simplicity by sandwichsapphic
Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, Jeeves & Wooster (TV 1990)
15 Feb 2026
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"You really must listen to me carefully! None of your carrying off, thinking you’re doing what’s best.”
“I would not dream of it, sir.”
“Because this is treacherous terrain, my dear man.” I stepped over a teddy-bear holding a fluffy heart, and put a finger to his rather firm chest. “One wrong move and I could be married to Bobbie Wickham before the Ides even put March in the datebook.”
“I understand, sir.”
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Valentine's Day brings a mere hundred or thousand problems for Bertie's cosy bachelor establishment. Pure plotless domestic fluff, with a bit of Thoreau, because that's their idea of romance, of course. -
Porcelain Birds by sandwichsapphic
Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, Jeeves & Wooster (TV 1990)
25 Dec 2025
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Jeeves returned my smile with his own twitch of the lips, and wiped a speck of dust from one of the birds. “Your aunt has been imbued with the festive spirit, sir, despite the delay.”
How right he was, I thought.
“She would never let me down.” I felt foolish for my behaviour, like a petulant child who hadn’t learned the virtues of gratitude. “She’s family, you know. We share the same blood in our veins. Of course she wouldn’t let me down.”
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Bertie's Christmas cheer is restored by a gift from his - usually not-so-deserving - aunt. It's thoughtful, it's generous, and it's from Agatha. Definitely, absolutely, from Agatha. -
Kyrie Eleison by sandwichsapphic
Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, Jeeves & Wooster (TV 1990)
01 Nov 2025
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I knew arguing was futile; Jeeves always has some sneaky means of besting me without words. Bicycles, dropped vases – something along those lines. I’ve never had much in stock of grey cells, so I swallowed all my defiant remarks about feudality and young masters and resolute blighters, and tried to hide from the inevitable.
“I’m sorry, old thing. I want to keep it.”
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Bertie confronts Jeeves about the fickleness of his mercy. -
Nature's Sweet Restorer by sandwichsapphic
Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, Jeeves & Wooster (TV 1990)
15 Sep 2025
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“I find, sir, that my back is sore. It is merely a discomfort, nothing to trouble yourself over.”
“Hm. And what is causing this, do you suspect?”
The corner of his eyebrow twitched. “Age, sir. In time we shall all lose the glory of the form.”
I pondered this. I suppose that’s just how life works; the added years weigh upon your spine like boulders on the shoulders, but there ought to be something I could do about it. I raided the cerebellum for a solution, and it didn’t take a minute for a rather obvious one to drop into my lap.
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Four instances of Jeeves growing old with Bertie, and one time it was the other way around. -
Past Employment by sandwichsapphic
Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, Jeeves & Wooster (TV 1990)
28 Jul 2025
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“I’m ruined! Oh, I wish you and I had met before that deuced engagement, maybe then I could’ve escaped Florence-free.”
“...Indeed, sir.”
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Jeeves lets slip that before they officially met, there might have, perhaps, maybe, been a slight overlap in their times at Bumpleigh Hall. And he was very normal about it.
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You don't become the hottest fashion boutique in the world without taking a few risks. Some people are going to love you. Some are going to hate you. And some are going to write Google Reviews about you.
A collection of fictional Google Reviews for the player character's in-game boutique, based specifically off of the first Style Savvy game. Rated M for some off-color jokes. Written in part for the 100 Fandom Challenge community, prompt #8: star.
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Bookmarked by sandwichsapphic
10 Dec 2023
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this is so pissing funny i love it so much new favourite fic on this entire site