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When Agatha gets a private message from someone in a Dungeons and Dragons server claiming to be a lesbian, she plays into the game, stringing along what she assumes to be some awkward incel and getting them way too seriously into the Discord daddy/kitten dynamic.
Agatha is very, very incorrect about who is on the other end of her screen. The problem she inevitably faces is how deep the teeth marks are going to be when this bites her in the ass.
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OR, yes, the agathario discord kitten au.Series
- Part 1 of agathario discord kitten au
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30 Jun 2025
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“Holy. Shit.”
Rio turns, brows raised. “What?”
Alice doesn’t answer, eyes locked on something past the crowd.
“Seriously, what is it?” Rio asks again.
Then Alice grabs her arm hard enough to nearly knock the drink out of her hand and points.
Rio follows with her eyes. And there, maybe twenty feet away, walking through a break in the crowd like some terrifying fashion shark is Agatha freaking Harkness.
“Didn’t you say your boss was straight? Then why does someone who looks exactly like her just happen to be at Pride...with what looks a whole lot like a hot, gorgeous, probably very gay date?”
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Rio lies and calls in sick so she can go to Pride on a workday.
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Bookmarked by saralances
21 Jun 2025
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CAUGHT IN THE ACT. Daughter of Lost Pop Icon Caught Sneaking Around With College Soccer Star She Put in the Hospital!
Rio wanted to puke.
“Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh fuck.”
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10 Jun 2025
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“Agatha,” she said, “Are you referring to any rule in particular?”
“I read the book. We’re supposed to conceive a baby, generally. And tonight, more specifically.”
Rio’s face twisted into a familiar, constipated look. “I think I need to sit down.”
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On the first night of an arranged marriage, two childhood best friends blunder through the question of whether to make good on a religious obligation to conceive a child.
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Bookmarked by saralances
27 May 2025
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But If You Need My Love (My clothes are off) by midwestprincess_01
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
19 May 2025
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Rio needs a wedding date, Agatha’s a stripper, what more do I have to say?
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- Part 1 of I'm comin' over to your place
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Bookmarked by saralances
21 May 2025