scarii
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- Spider-Man - All Media Types (2)
- Deadpool - All Media Types (2)
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“Why did you do it?”
“Please,” Wade says. “Saving you from mortal peril is the start of like, seven out of my eight dirtiest fantasies.”
“Deadpool.”
“Are you talking about the aliens or the robots?”
“I'm talking about the pumpkin bombs.”
“When was that one?”
“A few hours ago.”
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Five times Deadpool dies and one time Spider-Man comes very close.
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Pity Party by scarii
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
17 May 2019
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“You can’t die,” Peter says, like the idiot that he is. “I mean, you die all the time and come back from it. That’s even more fucked up.”
“Keep your eyes peeled for my autobiography, Spidey. New York Times bestselling author Wade Wilson presents: Even More Fucked Up, the story of a Merc with a Mouth and a Dream and a Whole Lot of Guns.”
“I’d definitely read the Wikipedia summary, at least.”
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Eight meetings between Spider-Man and Deadpool, in alleyways and on rooftops and in warehouses.
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“Stiles’ New Year’s Resolution,” Stiles says, “Is Do Not Be the Damsel In Distress Anymore.”
Lydia chokes on her vodka and coke. “Yeah,” she laughs out, “Alright. That’s gonna happen.”
(Or the one where the pack is a bunch of fucking idiots and Scott doesn't understand the concept of time zones. Happy New Year.)
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The Idiot Box by Margo_Kim
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
25 Apr 2012
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Stephanie Rogers isn't happy to be in the 21st century, but she's even less thrilled to be on a team with Antonia Stark who seems as spoiled and self-centered as people come. She and Tony do their best to ignore each other, until their mutual insomnia causes them to bond over the new American pastime: late night television watching. Eventual Steph/Tony.
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26 Oct 2014
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Clint has been stealing the office doughnuts. Everyone knows why.
“Analysts still at their desks shall think themselves accursed they were not here, and hold their manhoods cheap while any speaks that fought with us on Get-Clint-And-Phil-Together day,” said Thor.
“There’s nothing cheap about my manhood,” said Tony, and did a commando roll of his own. “Ow, shit!”
“I think we might be taking this a little too seriously,” said Bruce.
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26 Oct 2014
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A shadow slinks by, sits down next to him.
“Hey,” the shadow says.
“Hey,” Stiles says back.
(or, where Stiles can escape any monster except the ones in his head).
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02 Jan 2013