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24 Oct 2025
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蒋龙，二流表演学校毕业生，当年文化分600+，因为个儿矮只去了二流艺术院校表演系。张弛，从小学习京剧老生，后因长得太高了没有戏唱辗转为横漂。他们在横店试镜时认识，两人互相初印象不错。与此同时蒋龙在演艺路上挣扎前行，在面试被拒和被身材羞辱的那天再次和张弛遇见。几天后他无意间看见张弛在直播间一板一眼地唱京剧，让他感到一种执着一股力量在内心焕然新生。
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01 Aug 2025
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At first, he was almost disappointed, because isn’t this just my NEL player analysis template? Of course, its details seemed to have been modified, with more columns, an updated layout and denser annotations. But all in all? Mediocre. He didn’t blame Noa for stealing his template to use in his daily training, because Ego Jinpachi was that good a coach, but really? That’s it? Not even a sexting selfie?
But when he looked closely, he was stunned.
Shooting … No, ejaculation position.
Number of ejaculations.
Number of ejaculations on target.
Huh?
“Fuck,” Ego breathed.
Then he started laughing hysterically.
Or: Noel Noa tries to iterate his sex performance through data analysis, and Ego Jinpachi is the best coach in the world.
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06 Nov 2024
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Upon joining the Survey Corps, Jean has grieved over and over again, learned how to mourn and move on quickly to keep himself from falling apart. To keep himself alive. But there's one death, one life, he prefers to think of it that way, that is almost off-limits in his mind, because if he thinks about it too much, he's afraid he might actually have to stop and just die with it. He didn't allow himself to die that time, all those years ago; rather, he threw those bones in the fire and let his life burn on where Marco's had ended.
That is, until he hears his name whispered in the halls of the building overtaken by Jaegerists.
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30 Aug 2024
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"Your cadet corps is insane! What is wrong with them!?"
Shadis sighed. "Was it the argument about fighting a thousand duck-sized titans or one titan-sized duck?"
"What? No…"
"Was it the fact that half of them are convinced that the other half are werewolves?"
"...No, I-"
"Was it Eren and Krista doing their creepy mind-meld thing?"
The Sergeant sighed in defeat. "No."
"Oh… was it-"
"They were talking about how attractive they find the Armored Titan."
Shadis let out a single dry bark of laughter. "Yeah. I ignore those discussions on purpose."
__________Told entirely from outsider POVs: the 104th Cadet Corps is all really bad at keeping secrets from each other. Rated M for Levi's potty mouth. For slightly less crack, just go to the second fic in this series!
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