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  1. Public Bookmark 99

    it’s a hollow play by

    Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP  

    02 Sep 2023

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    The Higher-Ups wanted Xisuma to hurt Mumbo for this. He had no good reason not to hurt Mumbo Jumbo, a redstone genius he’d hosted for years– no good reason not to flaunt his authority and take him apart at the base level, and it would feel good, wouldn’t it, wouldn’t it feel so great and entertaining–

    “Several Hermits lost their whole inventories in the explosion,” Xisuma pointed out, thinking very loudly about those inventories and nothing else. “Let’s see, there’s Stress, Iskall, Grian, Scar, False…”

    “Yes, and– and Etho. That’s put him behind on the blaze farm, but I could help with that, also, and provide– I could make it up to people,” Mumbo said, voice breaking. “It is a lot of damage. I know.”

    Unruly and irresponsible, the observers echoed, a rasp at the base of Xisuma’s brain. Watching. Not even that interesting. There are standards to uphold, Admin Xisumavoid. We would hate to replace you.

    “There are standards to uphold,” Xisuma echoed miserably.

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    To Love and To Need by

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    21 Oct 2019

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    After falling (fighting?) their way into bed, Aziraphale expects smooth sailing for them. He simply may have... forgotten to discuss that expectation with Crowley.

    And Crowley has a way of leaping to the exact wrong conclusion.

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    Rude Awakening by

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    16 Jun 2019

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    Crowley disappears for close to a century and then comes sauntering back into Aziraphale's life, nearly bringing about a riot as he does. Aziraphale is suitably miffed.

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    30 Nov 2025

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    Good Omens, GoodFellas by for thehoyden

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    22 Dec 2019

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    A smarmy developer wants to buy The Bookshop, and neither Crowley nor Aziraphale can miracle their way out of this mess. Luckily, Crowley - armed with Golden Girls-themed cocktails and a handful of mafia movies - is on the case...

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    Playing With Fire by

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    21 Oct 2019

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    AU. Crowley catches Agnes’s last prophecy instead of Aziraphale getting it. Unfortunately, he was never as good at solving crossword clues and jumps to the exact wrong conclusion...

    (It's not nearly as angsty as it could be, I promise.)

    Written for the Ineffable Con Zine, October 2019

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    26 Nov 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    crowley begs for aziraphale's life. it's perfect