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    A Dead Man's Guide to Dating [a CRT] by

    Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)  

    01 Dec 2025

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    Spamton scooped up the power cable, puffing out a breath and rolling his shoulders as he eyed the outlet on the wall. The moment of truth. In one swift motion, he knelt and pushed the plug into the outlet, turning and feeling along the casing beneath the screen for the power button. A springy click… and then his ears filled with the familiar high-pitched electric whine of a working CRT.

    Oh, yeah. That’s the ticket.

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    A dead man walking, Spamton brings home an old TV and turns his world on its head.

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    08 Dec 2025

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    Limited-Time Offer by

    Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)  

    01 Jan 2026

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    08 Dec 2025

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    love bites by

    Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)  

    19 Oct 2025

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    The creature snarled and breathed down his neck, nearly crushing him against the wall. It dragged a thick finger along Spamton’s cheek, dragging it downward and lifting his chin towards the monster’s face. He opened his eyes and it was… Tenna.

    But he looked different. Very different.

    (or: Tenna turns into an ant monster.)

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    03 Dec 2025

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    It Seems Today That All You See, Is Sex on TV [In 4K HD!] by

    Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)  

    16 Mar 2022

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    The Cyber World has a new ruler. In his new and NEO body, Spamton G. Spamton is bigger and better than ever. And, starting now... he even has his own TV channel! Tonight on SpamTV™: Spamton plans to premiere a 'special' program to the citizens of Cyber City—starring you as his toy for tonight. Don't miss this exclusive airing!

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    27 Oct 2025

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    Tender as a Soft Warm Palm by

    Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)  

    02 Sep 2025

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    Spamton ran a finger around the edge of her screen, following it down the long line of her neck to toy with the edge of her open collar, so close to the smooth contours of her soft, silicone chest. Borderline obscene, especially for how professional Tenna liked them to be, but who was he without a little risk? A sharp bite of static shot through him, and he leaned in to whisper against her vents.

    “C’mon [[gorgeous]], I wanna see how much you missed [[little ole me]].”

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    Running on the high of another successful season, Spamton and Tenna take a moment to indulge in each other.

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