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Harry was not an average boy. In fact, he was often told that he was strange and freakish.
Once his aunt had found him in the backyard, surrounded by snakes all hissing at him, she had screamed and pulled him into the house shouting about how unnatural and horrid it was to play with snakes. Another time he had made his own raggedy pillow change into a luscious velvet one, he had also changed his teacher’s hair bright blue. And, most recently he had caused his cousin Dudley to fall into a snake enclosure at the zoo.
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In which Harry Potter is cunning, less oblivious, and of course, every parselmouth needs a snake. Also, beware of tons of profanity. -
The Mystery of the Vanishing Sword by shmoo22
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
27 Jan 2025
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Sherlock Holmes and John Watson return to 221B Baker St. after a busy few days of solving cases, only to be thrust into yet another one that will send them into the English countyside. Their client is anxious. Holmes is estatic. And Watson just wants to sleep in a real bed for once. Follow the great detective Sherlock Holmes and his companion Dr. John Watson as they navigate not only their case, but their feelings as well.
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Henry comes back from a mission with a head injury. Hans tries to help and not fall in love more than he already has.
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06 Apr 2026
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Not In Blood But In Bond by gondolinarchivist
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
25 Apr 2025
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When Henry swings off of Pebbles in the courtyard of Pirkstein, dusty with travel and tired from the road, it is not his lord, or even his lady, who greets him first.
“Hal!” Heinrich, his little child-voice high and excitable, outruns his nurse as he dashes to Henry. “Hal, Hal, Hal!”
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Alternate title: A Day In The Life of Uncle Hal
A little snapshot into how Henry navigates his life, Hans’s marriage, and most of all, Hans’s little boy.
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- Part 1 of In your keeping
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06 Apr 2026
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Henry is held at Vranik, dying. Zbyshek wants the ransom money and goes to Rattay on his own. Hans decides that the only friend he hasn't managed to scare off deserves a dramatic rescue. Bad thing he has no idea how to do that.
Spoilers for the Vranik mission.
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06 Apr 2026
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In the stillness after Suchdol, Henry is paralyzed by his past, a prisoner to thoughts that convince him he’ll never be more than a boy who neglects the person closest to him — the same coward who watched his village burn and his parents die and their killer apologize to him and to God.
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Henry is plagued by nightmares, and he grapples with them while trying to figure out how to reconnect with Hans after their evening at Suchdol.
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06 Apr 2026
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Hans sneaks out of Suchdol fortress to pick flowers early in the morning.
Naturally, when he doesn't return, Henry is sent after him to figure out if something had happened.
Instead, Henry finds Sir Hans on his hands and knees in the dirt, picking flowers like a peasant.
Which bath wench has caught his lordship's attentions now? And how invested is Hans to be doing such a task on his own?
Written for A March Around the Kingdom — Day 5 Suchdol
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