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“Please don’t slam the books.” A stern voice cuts through the stillness.
Phainon jumps in fright, clutching at his chest to will his heartbeat to slow as he turns to face the person who interrupted his brooding. As soon as he takes in what’s before him, he forgets how to think.
A man stands across from him, arms folded neatly across his chest, watching him behind a pair of simple black frames that suggest he’s already written Phainon off as a lost cause. He’s sharp and poised, biceps bulging even beneath his loose-fitting jumper, and the worn edges of the neckline leave a sliver of his clavicle on display that Phainon can’t seem to look away from.
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or, in another life, come and visit me at my library.
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10 Dec 2025
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"Forgive me if I'm being presumptuous, Lord Phainon," Castorice says, all too politely. "But could you not just message him?"
In the wake of Mydei’s departure from Okhema, Phainon pines, has dreams, gets psychoanalyzed by Hyacine, and loses a duel to his Titan-possessed ex-professor—not necessarily in that order.
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04 Dec 2025
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“Well,” is what Aglaea says at last. “This is certainly… a predicament.”
Her voice is as unreadable as ever, so it could mean anything from this is manageable to this is a disaster the likes of which the Flame-Chase Journey will never recover from. As things stand, Mydei is more inclined to believe the latter.
Beside them, Tribbie finally pops up from where she’s been studying their joined hands. “What Snowy said is true!” she proclaims in a voice far too cheerful for their current situation. “He and De are one hundred percent stuck to each other.”
While out on patrol, Mydei and Phainon get hit with a curse that binds their hands together.
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03 Dec 2025
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“Sooo…” Tribbie begins, soundly smacking her lips.
“What a situation,” Aglaea laments.
“I wonder who will help him,” is Trinnon’s two cents.
“Now’s your cue, De,” Trianne whispers at him from in between her tiny hands, like it wasn't damn obvious his fate was sealed the moment they all looked at him.
“Splendid idea. Leave it to the homicidal maniac to be his caretaker; what could possibly go wrong?”
Alternatively: A cursed Phainon can't speak, see or hear. Mydei is tasked with taking care of him until everything's sorted out.
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19 Nov 2025
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The Lance of Fury has Uses Beyond Strife by KittensMittens
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
31 Aug 2025
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The problem with Mydei being well-endowed was that it was making Phainon into a regular at Hyacine's clinic, with unsavoury conclusions-
“Hyacine thinks…” Mydei grits out, “That I do not know how to have sex with men.”
-and unsavoury consequences for their relationship.
“You…you really won’t have sex with me anymore?”
Mydei sighs, dragging his hand over his face.
“To be specific, anything that involves sticking my dick inside your ass is now out of the question.”
But Phainon knows a solution for it.
“How big are you in your titan form, Mydeimos?”
“No.” Mydei immediately slams.
“Hear me out.”
“Fuck. No.”
And that is to practice with a bigger one.
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24 Sep 2025