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  1. Rec *

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    Renowned chef Sandor Clegane is 'the mean judge' on The Great Westerosi Bake Off. He hates soggy bottoms, flaccid gingerbread housing, doughy bread, and doesn't the nation know it? Sansa Stark is an amateur cake lover who is just thrilled to be taking part - it's all so exciting to be thrust into the giddy competition with eleven other hopefuls!

    Things do not go according to plan; as everyone knows, lemon drizzle cakes can be most contentious.

    Will Yara's innuendo finally be too much? Will Olenna's machinations raise her grandson to glory? Will Ramsay kill everyone with a sharpened spatula? Is Cersei really that drunk all the damned time? Can Podrick's adorableness break Twitter? Who will be crowned King or Queen of the Tent? Let's bake.

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    28 Nov 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 94

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    "She was about to lock up for the day, when something peeking out from beneath the reports caught her eye.

    At the bottom of the tray was a card with a picture of a smiling pizza on it. The same cards that had spent the day staring at her from the bin beside Sandor’s desk. Sansa’s heart faltered, fingers unsteady as she reached out to pick it up: now, that was unexpected."

    Or, a Valentine's Day card exchange at work has unexpected - but not entirely unwelcome - consequences for Sansa and Sandor.

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    18 Mar 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 42

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    Sansa and Margaery own a flower shop but the owner of the auto repair shop next door isn't making things easy for them.

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    03 Jan 2022

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    Written for the Sansa_Sandor LJ Comment Fic Meme 6.

    the_moonmoth left the following prompt: “Groundhog Day AU - one of the two of them has to keep re-living a day until they get it right. Preferably future!fic set in Winterfell, but if you've got a good idea, go for it! Bonus points for comedy, perving and sexytimes ;)” I couldn’t resist, and this is the result, including most of the bonus points!

    Future fic, set in Winterfell year 309. Six years after the Long Night ended, Ser Jaime Lannister and his men have spent winter in the North. On the first day of spring, Lord Stark takes them hunting, and when they return early following the death of one of Ser Jaime's men, Sansa finds her heart stirring - far too late. Or is it?

     
    The cold hand that had been caressing her fluttering heart suddenly squeezed hard. A small gasp escaped her lips. "Is he…?"

    Rickon glanced back over his shoulder. She followed his gaze, and there it was; the covered stretcher concealing a figure so large it could only be him.

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    22 Aug 2021

  5. Rec 50

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    Sansa and Sandor are roommates.
    He thinks she's sexy and perfect.
    She thinks he's gay, which has its perks for him.

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    17 Aug 2021