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Draco Malfoy recognises the laugh of his favourite and only girl. How unfortunate for him that it is Hermione Granger.
Based on a post I made on Twitter.
Adding this because I want to protect my mental health here.
This story is already plotted. I have a full-time job, this is not beta read, and there will be errors. I hope you enjoy the story as is! And thank you so much for reading 🖤UPDATE: all the removed art is in the final chapter of the fic. I'm not removing the broken links cuz there are a lot. Enjoy!
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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02 Jun 2024
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During the war, Hermione had been cursed. The scar on her arm had once held nothing but a mottled and painful memory. But now, when the Ministry places her as Head girl next to Draco Malfoy due to his probation conditions—she learns authority holds an amalgamate of liars, and they’ve left her paralyzed in his proximity.
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02 Jun 2024
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Hermione is the only student left at Hogwarts for Christmas break. Her welcomed days of solitude, however, are seemingly ruined when Draco arrives just days before the New Year.
Rated E for later chapters.
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27 May 2024
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At the seventeenth birthday of every wizard and witch a black line appears somewhere on their body. This line will eventually reveal their soulmate.
Hermione Granger is almost eighteen when she leaves on a Horcrux hunt with Harry and Ron. She feels lonely when she sees the couples around her, but knows that she won't find her fate this year. After all, there won't be any boys on their hunt. Right?- Language:
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27 May 2024