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    “Well, we’re doing a fancy dinner and mini golf and karaoke,” Buck says, “and those are kinda date activities anyway, right?”

    “Right,” Eddie says slowly. “Except it’s Chim’s bachelor party, so we can hardly bring dates along, even if we could find them. That’d be weird.”

    “Well,” Buck says, “I was thinking… what if we were each other’s dates?”

    Eddie’s brain bluescreens for a moment.

    Buck must take his total lack of reaction for disagreement, because he hurriedly says, “Like, a pretend date. That way we could test out our, like you said, moves on each other. And then be totally truthful about whether they worked or not. So we get honest feedback and we don’t have to worry about finding someone to try them out on and we can still make it to Chim’s party. And then give Chris some advice before Sunday. Right? Does that make sense?”

     

    or, chris wants dating advice and it turns out taking your best friend on a pretend date to practice being as romantic as possible is not a good idea in theory or in practice, considering the pesky being-in-unrequited-love of it all

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    omegaverse iwaoi + arranged marriage + historical AU

    hesitant and wary alpha!iwaizumi who doesn’t trust that bastard as far as he can throw him vs
    omega!oikawa who’s determined to make the most of his one-way ticket away from his toxic family

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