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After setting her marriage (and bed) on fire, Dr. Hermione Granger flees to New York for a six-month fellowship in neuromagical surgery. Her new supervisor? Dr. Draco Malfoy — who apparently survived the war, changed his surname, and perfected the art of being insufferable in scrubs.
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Theo Nott and the art of pretending by soffflikestoread
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Sep 2025
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Look.
This isn’t Malfoy’s redemption arc. Or Granger’s great feminist comeback.
This is about me.
Theo Nott.
Disaster. Delight. Emotional support friend with a tragic backstory and excellent cheekbones.It’s about falling in love with someone who won’t call it that. About kissing in shadows and pretending it’s enough. About grief that hums under your skin. About friends who hold your hair when you cry into your Firewhisky.
There’s bad desicions. There’s too much alcohol and handovers . There’s a wand-chewing cat named Lola and a Halloween party I will never emotionally recover from.
But it’s not about the party.It’s about growing up. Coming out. Falling apart. And, unfortunately, feelings.
Yes, I’m dramatic.
Yes, I have issues.
No, I will not tone it down.(Also: sarcasm. So much sarcasm)
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This Is Not a Love Story (It’s a Cautionary Tale) by soffflikestoread
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Sep 2025
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Cambridge is brilliant.
No rules.
Just cheap vodka and stupid decisions.I live with Theo.
Blaise never looks hungover. I do—often.
I drink too much. I sleep around. I’m enrolled in four courses and have attended approximately… none.
It’s going great.Then I nearly fail a class. And the university, in its infinite cruelty—and before my very noisy parents found out—assigned me a tutor.
Hermione Granger.
Yes, that one.Still a know-it-all. Still smarter than everyone.
She hates me, I think. I still remember the slap in third year. Top five Hogwarts memories, honestly.She was supposed to help me pass.
Now I’m making her laugh, dreaming about her hair, and wondering if emotional collapse counts as extra credit.She has a boyfriend.
I have a type. (Apparently it’s unavailable and morally superior.)What could possibly go wrong?
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Music, Magic and Broken People by soffflikestoread
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Apr 2025
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If Music & Magic was about reckless teenage years
wild parties, first kisses, and doing stupid things with people who made it feel like the world might end but in a fun way—
then Broken People is what comes after.
Hermione survived a war and built a life.
Draco? Still tangled in the aftermath of his. Because... well. He’s Draco.They haven’t seen each other in ten years.
And then they do.Complicated?
You have no idea.Add unresolved feelings, magical trauma, Ministry secrets, a pink robe...
plus Pansy and Theo, who may or may not be the queer, over-dramatic emotional support duo keeping this whole mess standing.And what you get is a story about love, grief, healing, friendship, and kissing the one person you thought you’d already lost. Learning that just because you’re older doesn’t mean you’re done growing.
There’s music. There’s magic.
And very broken people trying their best.It’s the aftermath.
Grounded, maybe.
But not less fun.Because adults can be a mess, too.
And Merlin, do they know how to throw a party.Series
- Part 2 of Music, Magic & Broken people.
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Hogwarts is breaking all the rules.
Again.There are secret parties, enchanted drinks, and a Room of Requirement that’s definitely not being used for studying.
Invitations show up like magic. The parties are full of music, mischief, and dangerously attractive people with too much eyeliner and not enough supervision.No one knows who started it.
But everyone’s showing up.Hermione Granger has questions. Draco Malfoy has opinions. Theo is stealing looks. Pansy is orchestrating something suspicious.
And somewhere in the middle of it all—feelings happen. Probably against everyone's will.This is a love story, of course.
But it’s also about friendship, being sixteen, breaking unspoken rules, and doing reckless things just because you could.You’re invited.
Welcome.See Author’s Note for content warnings
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- Part 1 of Music, Magic & Broken people.
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