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The grin dropped from her face immediately as she witnessed Karadec begin to pick out the chocolate chips, horror in her eyes. By the time he got to the fifth, she spoke up.
“What are you doing?” Her blue eyes were wide, a hint of humor yet also shock glittering in them as he looked up like a deer in headlights.
“I’m picking the chocolate chips out.”
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the moment where morgan finds out just how karadec likes his chocolate chip cookies: without the chocolate chips.
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“No.”
Morton went to close the door but struggled as Jacob moved to stand in the way, trying to gather his words to sound somewhat normal. “Uh, um, hi.”
“…is that it? Hi?” He crossed his arms, staring down the history teacher.
“No— no, well, yes, but…” Jacob’s voice trailed off, giving Morton another glance up and down. “You don’t look good.”
The science teacher narrowed his eyes before taking a breath. “I’m closing the door now.”
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or, morton is sick and doesn’t come to work. jacob needs to know why.
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i’ll be waiting, you know where to find me by sohighschool
Fandoms: Abbott Elementary (TV)
17 Feb 2026
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"For you. Happy Valentines!" Roz walked away, a smirk on her face as he stared at the little pink envelope now sat in his lap. Barbara's stare fell on Jacob, looking a little less taken aback than him, but still shocked.
After a few more seconds of just staring at it like it would explode, Barbara placed a hand on his shoulder. "Are you going to open it, then?"
This startled Jacob out of his dumbfounded stupor and he fumbled with the envelope, opening it only to see a few words written in cursive and a lollipop.
I want to be yours, and I'm trying to be deserving of it.
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jacob receives a candygram anonymously. he decides he’s going to figure out who sent it.
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did me wrong in the past (you’re caramel) by sohighschool
Fandoms: Abbott Elementary (TV)
16 Oct 2025
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"How are you this hung over?" She began to speak to him, and Jacob swore that if he thought hard enough there was a maternal hint in her voice. Maybe there really was, considering how she drove him to work and tried to get him to take tylenol prior to sitting here.
Any affection he was feeling immediately wore off as Morton spoke, his usual dry tone like nails on a chalkboard to Jacob's ears, his pounding headache intensified.
"I eat ten burgers and ten beers every night. Grow up, Jacob."
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or: jacob centric rewrite of the end of 5x03, with a very self indulgent hillton twist.

